r/ShittyDaystrom

Ask me anything, my child

Is it in Riker's bedroom closet?

And they could have all been played by Jeffrey Combs.

They don’t have numbers on them, so you can’t use them for casual measurements. They don’t seem to be where the holograms come from or make the “woosh” sound. Apparently some holorooms don’t even have them.

But they do look pretty.

It’s me again acting Captain Fo’Larn the Caitian on these forums, while the situation with the romulan vessel still has yet to be dealt with another problem has arrived, my beloved pet tribble has gotten into my private stock of real food, naturally now it has multiplied. Luckily my tribble has a collar so I’m not getting them mixed up, however now there are an excess of tribble in my cabin, now killing them is not hard a good dagger through them seems to do just fine however, I cannot let the corpses go to waste. Normally once I feed my tribble I kill the offspring and fry it into nuggets, but with this many I’m thinking I would get tired of nuggets rather fast and as would my husband.

In better news I am confident that my tribble coat will be finished today. But that is not my concern, please tell me how you’d cook your tribble

Cardassian forehead scissoring

Boobs

Big boobs

Big bajoran boobs

How many boobs do klingons have

Big klingon boobs

What would I look like with boobs

Would I get in trouble for ordering a subordinate to look like me with 4 boobs

SHIT WHY IS THE FUCKING PA-

Now I’m on an away mission with the Captain and I’m too embarrassed to mention it.

Am I going to be fine if I just wait until he calls for the entire party to beam back to the ship?

What are the chances that he didn’t charge his either? Are we all going to be stuck here?

Hi there, I have made an awful, awful mistake. See, my CO was originally an officer in the Andorian national fleet before transferring to Starfleet, and while he's not... hostile to humans, he's also not used to working with them, and he's pretty "old-fashioned" as some might say. As in, he makes liberal use of the word "pinkskin."

Now normally I'm fine letting my superior officers requisition sufficient rope with which to hang themselves but for some reason I got it in my head that it would be a good idea to explain to him that "pinkskin" is maybe not a word he should be using to talk about humans, or really anyone, because it's offensive. He asked me why it's offensive, saying that humans have pink skin, it's an accurate description, and there's nothing wrong with it, in fact pink is his husband's favorite color! For some fucking reason I decided to make my angle of attack "Not all humans are pink."

That actually surprised him, apparently he had never actually seen a non-pink human, and he made me pull up photos of humans of various hues and tones, and after a while looking over them he sorta nodded thoughtfully and said he'd be more careful next time. Like a fucking moron, I took this as a good sign.

You can imagine the porcelain white my face turned when we were at a diplomatic summit and my dipshit CO walked up, shook Admiral Freeman's hand, and called him "brownskin."

I'm just praying nobody finds out this was my fault because his wife literally suplexed him and broke both his antennae, and I'm not coming back from that, ever. Anyone have any recommendations for planets to run to in case somebody makes the connection?

This is important

NPP 8008-Deez Nuts

In the late 1980s Americans started using the word "data" to describe information stored on computers as a nod to Brent Spiner's character in Star Trek TNG

Wesley Crusher's character was named after Paul Wesley who played Jim Kirk.

Una Chin-Riley's character is named after a popular card game, part of the human face, and Buffy's love interest in the 4th season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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