u/lysander_spooner

r/DanielTigerConspiracy r/ShittyDaystrom

I just watched my captain negotiate with the Sheliak. While he made them wait for an answer to their hail (badass), he walked over to the ship's plaque and inspected it for dust, which got me thinking. I have never once seen a janitor onboard.

I don't think there are Roombas because we have a Lt Cmdr who would DEFINITELY have an opinion about that. Do they make the enlisted crewmen do it? Is this the real reason we do Baryon sweeps? Do they systematically run all the carpets through the transporter; is that what the chief does all day?

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u/lysander_spooner — 5 days ago

▲ 220 r/ShittyDaystrom

I'm the head of Xenobiology at Starfleet Command. We have just completed the most thorough anatomical study of the Crystalline Entity to date.

u/lysander_spooner — 2 months ago

▲ 839 r/DanielTigerConspiracy

You ever get high and think about Frozen 2?

u/lysander_spooner — 2 months ago

▲ 127 r/ShittyDaystrom

The most common cause of warp core breaches is filling up with Regular matter/antimatter when you should be using Premium.

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u/lysander_spooner — 2 months ago