r/DanielTigerConspiracy

So for 3.5 yrs I had managed to keep the kid mostly screen free even for meals. One week stay at hospital and all hell broke loose. Now we knee deep in diana and roma, vlad and niki and more garbage that hurts my brain. The younger one is 1.5 and has been introduced to screen far earlier thanks to all this.

Firstly please tell me how to block these things..i dont see any option.

Secondly what can I put instead thats equally captivating but a bit educational i guess!!!??

I have heard miss rachel…is that any good???

🎶 … and you want to have a little fun
You brush your teeth 🎶

What. The. Fuck. Raffi.

When you wake up at 1 am, you go back to sleep, because it is 1 am

This song has me convinced that Raffi secretly hates parents.

I fear chickoletta from Paw Patrol might be a Cornish cross chicken which means her life span would be 6-8 weeks. Does mayor Goodway just keep replacing her with new chickens 🐓 ?

For those who don't know, it's a Cars Toon series where Mater describes having formerly been an astronaut, a stuntman, a firefighter, all kinds of ridiculous stuff. Naturally, based on the title, he's lying right? No. At the end of every episode, everything he said is proven to be true. Every time.

Not only that, but McQueen is always confirmed to have also been there as an active participant of the scenario, despite having zero memory of it. Did McQueen receive an off-screen car TBI? Why doesn't he remember a single part of any of these events, even when other characters do? Is this McQueen actually an impostor who replaced the McQueen that was involved in all of these anecdotes? What happened to the original McQueen?

The theory potentials here are off the charts.

Why do so many of the cartoons on Kids YouTube have constant groaning, moaning, whimpering and heavy breathing?

I’ve had to drag my younger two (3 & 5) with me to appointments this week after an injury. Dealing with long wait times, and being partially incapacitated, I got desperate and put Youtube on my phone for them. Generally they don’t watch YouTube unless we’re looking at something specific together (ie. tutorials, animals)

Why the hell do so many of these recommended Baby Shark-esque videos have pornified sound effects? Why the constant moaning and whimpering- for what purpose?

We went through multiple shows with the same thing. Like there was a show with a fish, a sheriff dog (what the hell is that show?!) baby birds, it’s in all of them. Most of them also have pretty questionable themes..

They sound just like my ex’s favourite “cartoons” that he “watches for the plot” 🤔

In my sleep deprived state of trying to settle a child who refuses to sleep through the night I've come to some shocking conclusions and theories about the existence of wiggle town and the implications that the wiggles give us when explaining the day to day life in wiggle town.

-The song starts off by saying everything in wiggle town is opposite, which has some weird and massive implications

-Pillows are hard and rocks are soft is another line. Okay, so are the pillows made to be hard, or do they become hard once they're finished the pillow making process. If I were to bring a pillow from outside wiggle town, would it become hard upon entering?

-then we have the question, what are the boundaries of wiggle town, because if indeed the pillow becomes hard upon entering, is it an instant change when walking over the property line, or is it something that happens gradually while you're inside?

-'The kittens hide and the mice Hunt's are we assuming that the food chain has also been inverted? Are the humans now at the bottom of the food chain? Is that why we see the wiggles eating mostly fruit salad and other grain based foods like cold spaghetti?

-'The Sheppards sleep and the sheep stand guard' seems to confirm the above point that humans are now at the bottom end of the food chain in wiggle town

-'The fishes fish, the men get caught' the more we hear the more it sounds like in wiggle town, humans are nothing but prey for every other living creature

-'The wise are fools' does this mean that if someone who's considered a genius were to enter wiggle town, would they enter a vegetative state with little recognition for the people around them?

'The loudest bells don't make a sound' If a tree falls in wiggle town and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

-Is this effect caused by a central point and radiates outward, staying as strong as the center as it is on the rim, or does it diminish the further from the 'wiggle point'?

-If it's not a central point, does it depend on the soil or rocks upon which wiggle town exists, like the idea of a First Nations burial ground? If this is the case, if we were to move enough of the soil and rock from wiggle town, would that cause it to become a second wiggle town, or would it then become the sole wiggle town and the previous location cease to have it's abilities?

-If we were to set off a bomb in wiggle town, since everything is opposite, would it implode instead of explode? And would the imploding force be great enough to cause a black hole as the amount of mass that would be condensed into such a small area could be enough to cause such a gravitational anomaly?

I invite any further theories on wiggle town and will happily discuss other related topics, such as where exactly along the Australian coast the wiggle town exists and what the prerequisites are in order to be able to enter wiggle town safely.

In the older (2D) Gecko's garage, Baby Truck's parents are Mummy Truck and Daddy Truck. However in the 3D episodes, suddenly her parents are Mummy Truck and Mama Recycles (which tbh it seems a bit on the nose to me that Rebecca Recycles has ousted Daddy Truck then totally rebranded herself around being his kid's new mum).

What happened to Daddy Truck? Did he get kicked out of the picture a la Ross from Friends, when Mummy Truck realised she actually preferred the company of female trucks? Is he still in Baby Truck's life? He's not in any of the 3D episodes (that I've noticed), but maybe that's just because Mummy Truck took Gecko and the Mechanicals in the break up...