u/EdgelordZeta

How many recursive holodecks can I create before I break the system?

As the title says, how many holodecks can I create inside a holodeck of a holodeck (and so forth) until the computer suffers critical failure?

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u/EdgelordZeta — 2 days ago

There's a Kazon at my door that keeps asking for water and won't go away.

He keeps ringing the chime and asking me for a bottle of water. He won't go away. Security chases him off but he just comes back later.

I don't know what to do...

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u/EdgelordZeta — 4 days ago

New Borg countermeasure to be implemented immediately

As it has been established that Borg will not assimilate Kazon, we've implemented a new policy.

All personnel will be required to have Kazon DNA sequenced into their genome. These changes will be inert sequences only and shouldn't have an impact on you. However, the Borg will read the Kazon genetic markers and ignore you entirely.

*Please see your CMO immediately if you start to dehydrate or become unable to find water sources.

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u/EdgelordZeta — 5 days ago

I gave a bunch of finger traps to a group of Kazon and promised them replicator technology if they can free themselves.

I'm pretty sure it's a safe wager.

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u/EdgelordZeta — 8 days ago

The Pakleds were behind the Bajoran occupation..

The Cardassians mad3 contact with them yearly on. The Pakleds managed to trick them into handing over resources.

Eventually, the Cardassians started to run low. The Pakleds suggested finding others that could help go.

A few miscalculations, later the occupation.

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u/EdgelordZeta — 12 days ago

You'd think that if you network a bunch of Kazons together, they might, collectively, be able to pull resources and find water.

But of course,that's not what happened...

I have like 300 Kazons all connected and they just keep taking our ship to collect weird grapefruits...

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u/EdgelordZeta — 17 days ago

We encountered a

Kazon vessel with all the adult Kazon dead.

There's a few dozen malnourished and dehydrated Kazon children on-board.

As as Terran, I'm not sharing my resources.

I'm here asking others to take theses Kazon children...

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u/EdgelordZeta — 19 days ago

As we approach the summer months, temperatures get hotter. The Kazon aren't always able to find water. Please remember to leave water out to keep them hydrated

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u/EdgelordZeta — 23 days ago