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The priest asked, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I can't say."

"Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I promised not to tell."

"Nina Capelli?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Cathy Piriano?"

"I'm really sorry, Father. I can't."

"Rosa DiAngelo?"

"I'm not saying."

The priest sighed. "Well, Joey, I admire your honesty and loyalty, but you'll have to take a little break from altar boy duties - four months."

Joey returned to his pew. His friend Franco leane. over and whispered. "What'd vou get?"

Joey grinned. "Four months off... and five great leads."

Disclaimer:**this is not my joke, i just heard about it and decided to share it because i liked it so i can’t take credit for it.**

Maybe you prayed for something specific and got it answered in the funniest way. Maybe God has answered your prayer in the most unexpected way. Or maybe it was just something timed in the perfect way that it couldn’t be a coincidence.

I’d love to collect some stories… big or small 🤩

This is a good watch. Short and to the point. She lays out in detail the evidence of our founding fathers’ intent to have separation of church and state. From Washington and Adams to Madison. The original intent of the first amendment is the wall off separation of church and state.