r/puns

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Pigeon

I just saw a pigeon open its mouth without making a sound and realized I just witnessed a failed coo attempt

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u/Bowelboy — 9 days ago
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I Know It Was A Cautionary Tale, But I Wouldn't Mind Having The Golden Touch

I mean at this point, Midas well!

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u/MarcoYTVA — 10 days ago
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I'm not worried about forgetting the name of the plague coming out of Russia. I've got a pneumonic device.

u/thearroyotoad — 10 days ago