r/puns

I just moved to an Italian neighborhood and would love to name my wifi something punny with an Italian food name, but I can’t think of anything good!! Any ideas?

It was strand-ed.

Shaggy’s joints don’t always turn out, but Scooby’s doobies do

Do you think Greece would help?

Hi all! Kinda random, but I need some creative ideas. A co-worker of mine is retiring (a geologist), and I want to get him a funny custom shirt made with a play on words related to retiring and geology. I was thinking something similar to “rocks don’t retire” or “retirement ain’t old if you’re a rock” but I need something a bit better! Would love to hear it all.