▲ 6 r/dad
PTO today
My daughter did tell me she didn't want me to go to work, in a boss like tone.
u/monorico — 7 hours ago
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▲ 9 r/dadjokes
I ordered duck for dinner last night.
The bill was huge!
u/monorico — 1 day ago
▲ 4 r/dad
Kids and Elevators
My girls were so terrified of elevators, I had to teach them to have fun, but took a while.
u/monorico — 2 days ago
▲ 2 r/glasses
Toddler glasses.
My wife thinks her glasses permanently have fingerprints on them now.
u/monorico — 3 days ago
▲ 9 r/dadjokes
Did I ever tell you the story about the snake that bit me?
It's a long tail.
u/monorico — 4 days ago
▲ 6 r/dad
Dance recitals
When their concerts are 3 hours long, and they are only on stage 2 times for 5 minutes each time... I just can't keep my eyes open, lol. But I do watch my kids when they are up :D
u/monorico — 4 days ago
▲ 5 r/dad
The Cat Toddler
Toddlers are like cats... I know he knows I didn't want him to do it! I know!
u/monorico — 7 days ago
▲ 25 r/dadjokes
Honey... Why is there a strange baby in the crib?
Because you told me to change the baby...
u/monorico — 8 days ago