▲ 2 r/dadjokes
Knock knock... Who's there? Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later. I'm busy!
u/monorico — 4 hours ago
▲ 4 r/dadjokes
A battery and firework where arrested...
One was charged, while the other was lit off
u/monorico — 2 days ago
▲ 5 r/dadjoke
Happy 4th of July
The battery was shocked by the arrest, but the firework had a blast!
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u/monorico — 2 days ago
▲ 9 r/dadjoke
Llamas taking steps
This situation is uplifting, and it's not even an elevator.
u/monorico — 3 days ago
I think I checked so many times I lost count when I was a new parent. I still check 😂
u/monorico — 5 days ago
▲ 17 r/dadjoke
Ninja Suit
He's not great at sneaking, he always ends up charging in.
u/monorico — 5 days ago
▲ 85 r/dadjokes
What's the best material for making a ninja suit?
Leather. It's made out of hide.
u/monorico — 5 days ago
▲ 8 r/dad
Guess I am not a King.
Are you a princess?
Yes.
Does that make me a king?
No.
Does that make Mom a queen?
Yes.
But then why am I not a king?
Because you don't have a crown.
But Mom gets to be queen without a crown.
Yes.
Can you make me a crown.
Yes.
u/monorico — 6 days ago
▲ 150 r/daddit
Eyerolling daughters
It's a nice dopamine hit to get a couple eye rolls out of both my daughters.
u/monorico — 6 days ago
▲ 11 r/dadjokes
How do cats learn the clean themselves?
They go to cat lick school
u/monorico — 6 days ago
▲ 31 r/dadjoke
Cat school
They are pawsitively brilliant students!
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u/monorico — 6 days ago