u/embrace_fate

A horse gets free and wanders into a bar. The bartender jokingly says, "Why the long face?"

The horse, being a horse, takes a huge crap in front of the bar. At the end of the bar, a man the bartender had stopped serving for being too intoxicated starts laughing hysterically because the bartender that cut him off will have to clean it.

The bartender looks at him and is about to say, "I don't think that's funny," but all he gets out is, "I don't think..." and he vanishes.

In a dark corner of the bar, Rene Descartes says, "I warned him." I would have mentioned he was there right from the start, but I was always taught to never put Descartes before de horse...

A horse gets free and wanders into a bar. The bartender jokingly says, "Why the long face?"

The horse, being a horse, takes a huge crap in front of the bar. At the end of the bar, a man the bartender had stopped serving for being too intoxicated starts laughing hysterically because the bartender that cut him off will have to clean it.

The bartender looks at him and is about to say, "I don't think that's funny," but all he gets out is, "I don't think..." and he vanishes.

In a dark corner of the bar, Rene Descartes says, "I warned him." I would have mentioned he was there right from the start, but I was always taught to never put Descartes before de horse...

She lived next door growing up and mentioned a few times that "...most coffee doesn't have full flavor... she misses the coffee my grandparents made..." because I have their percolator. (It was my great grandparents wedding gift to my grandparents. It was willed to me.)

I told her about working third shift and sleeping odd hours. She said, to "let her know when I woke up." I jokingly said, "I'll send a pic of it brewing when I wake up."

So, I woke up, plugged in the pot to brew (it was set up to go), and then snapped a pic. Third shift foggy brain was NOT up to speed yet.

I forgot two things:

1. I hadn't dressed yet.

2. The percolator is stainless steel... and has a reflection...