Jefferson
This fucking guppy is the stupidest character ever added to a video game. While there are good jeff mains out there, the large majority of you sons of bitches fucking suck. All you do is stat pad, sit back and shoot water at mfs, and SOMEHOW get ace for doing absolutely fucking nothing. But when you get a good little shark on your team that’s not a man-child, it’s like nothing can stop you. And yet when you’re doing bad and someone asks for you to switch you either A, say you have ace and not switch, or B, eat your entire team and take them off the map like the little bitch that you are.
With that being said, to my good Jeff mains, I love you and keep being great. To the shitty Jeff mains, I HOPE YOU GET SOLO ULTED BY MAGNETO AND IRON MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS STUPID ASS PUSSY ASS FUCKED UP DOG SHARK ASS BITCH!