I AM NOT CRAZY!
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those bodies. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him using that MILF body as payment. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to act like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He decimated a woman's career by wearing that sundress! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of our people's bodies! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Swapping them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
You have to stop him!
(You know, this was a lot funnier in my head than it is on text)