Went to dick appointment with Mucinex coochie
Okay so I gotta just get this off my chest, and I’m too embarrassed to tell my homegirls. I’m afraid they’d never stop laughing at me & my new nickname would forever be Mucinex pussy.
I don’t know if this happens to everyone, but personally, whenever I take Mucinex it gives me Mucinex coochie. I don’t know what it is, but it’s like the smell/taste of the medicine goes straight to my vagina. It doesn’t really happen with any other medicine either, only with Mucinex does my vagina start smelling like the medicine. But like it’s not subtle either, it straight stanks like Mucinex.
Well, last year I had one of those colds where for weeks after I had gotten better, I still had residual sniffles/congestion. I have horrible asthma and this often happens after a respiratory illness. I’m no longer contagious, but acts like sucking dick are harder for a while because I can’t breathe through my nose.
So basically I had a dick appointment coming up, and without thinking I took a 4 hour Mucinex pill to get me through the oral sex portions. It was still a great dick appointment, but there were times when I was folded in half & received direct whiffs of my Mucinex coochie. I was mortified & felt horrible because although he never said anything, I know he noticed the weird smell too.
That’s basically it. Thank god I had been sleeping with the guy for over a year so it wasn’t too mortifying and he knew my body/natural scent. We never spoke about it but I occasionally think about how we both definitely were fucking in a Mucinex smelling room & get embarrassed all over again. So ladies, don’t be like me & beware of the Mucinex.