▲ 97 r/evilautism
Them: "So, what are you going to do on vacation? Go to the beach, canoeing, etc.?" Me: "Nope. I'm going to drive their entire road network. I want to see their major arterials and side streets. Most of all, I wish to drive along their beltway if they have one."
I'm not your typical tourist. I fucking love roads. Give me a map, and I'll memorize it in a few minutes.
Also them: "Oh no! We're lost, help!"
Me: "Just follow this road to the stop sign a mile up the road. At the intersection, go left."
u/Ackman1988 — 9 days ago