
r/evilautism

Has anyone discovered the secret to make themselves stop procrastinating and LOCK IN
I've had over a week to work on this paper and my boss wants to see the progress I've made tmrw (it's 0 (0 progress (idk where to even start)))
When I got revenge on the rest of the PE class for being rude to me
7th grade was probably one of the worst times for me, everybody bullied me or hated me. My neurodivergence made me a very easy target so people collectively disliked me.
Everybody was rude to me, especially in PE class. I wasn’t that good at sports or fitness related activities. I also had severe body confidence issues so I felt insecure about changing into PE clothes that showed my legs and stuff. The PE teacher made it so that on many Fridays, if everybody dressed out, the day would be a day where everybody could just play a variety of sports.
Since my classmates were rude regardless of when I played sports or not, I often didn’t change into my PE clothes—even on the Fridays. As a result, sometimes the sports would be cancelled for all of them. I honestly don’t feel bad, they were awful to me, I wasn’t going to let them have fun.
Neurotypicals and missing the point of satire TV
Has anyone else noticed that neurotypicals love shows that "make fun of everyone" and "offend everyone" and "everyone is a bad person" and then decide to genuinely do that in real life. I'm not blaming the shows themselves, Family Guy is a guilty pleasure for me, I'm blaming the people who aren't mature enough to realize that TV is not real and you should not live your life based on everything you see on TV.
If they recognize the shows are offensive and mean, they should realize that's the joke right? That it's funny because the characters are behaving inappropriately and such behavior isn't something you should imitate? And that if a character has some harmful belief or does something immoral, usually they face consequences or they learn a lesson that they were wrong at the end? There's a reason people always make fun of couples going "OMG we're like Harley Quinn and the Joker!" because it's such a lack of media literacy.
I had some online friends who got really into South Park and became insufferable pretentious douchebags about any real world issues because they watched the South Park episode on it and believed every word of it. They didn't consider other sides or look into the issue in any more detail, consider any progress or advancements since the episode aired, they were insistent that Eric Cartman said it so obviously it's true. They stopped being able to think critically or have any opinions of their own and would jump to getting offended and insulting me when I brought up any issue they didn't learn about on South Park.
The worst is when people try to downplay actual lived human experience or science because they saw a cartoon that says otherwise. No, you do not know everything about Tourette's because of that one South Park episode. No, your understanding of racial issues should not be based solely on fictional stories from American Dad and Simpsons. These shows are written by predominantly white adults aiming to make a wide audience of people laugh. Cartoons can be based on real events, but they can also be based on a strawman argument or misinterpretation of the issue.
I share with you all— Neil the seal
Wanted to know if y’all are familiar with Neil— This dude is super unbothered and brings a boatload of destruction (controlled and aimed towards vertical objects ofc) on Tasmania’s shore. I love him, that is all ✨
Is my voice monotone?
Always when I talk people would take me straightforwardly, which is a nice thing. But just 10 minutes ago I tried my goddamn best at making sarcastic mocking voice and they took me straightforward....
And the person I was talking to usually loves to make sarcastic voice
I also change the volume of my speech and tone or at least I think so, but people just take me seriously anyway??
Please share your experience
What kind of NT Psychopath thinks that having a timer counting down my next alarm, after I snoozed it, was a good idea?
I'm freaking out a bit here. I'm somebody who's life is built alarm to alarm. Without my constant reminders to take my meds and do basic life tasks, I really will just forget to do my daily things.
Last night my phone did an update that changed the UI on some things. One of those things is that when I snooze an alarm, it starts a timer going until the alarm goes off again. I don't know what it is, but the countdown timer just completely freaks me out. Its giving me 10/10 anxiety and making me hate being on my phone and/or getting any kind of alarm.
On top of that, it doesn't even tell me what alarm is snoozed??? Like, how am I supposed to know what the thing is I need to go do if my phone isn't even reminding me.
Whoever designed and approved this should be ashamed. This is terrible. I've spent an hour google'ing answers and playing with the settings and have found no way to turn this off.
If anybody has any solutions or alarm/reminder apps you swear by, please let me know.
When neurotypicals ask you why you speak “in slow motion”
There’s never been a more important time in human history to be kind
Long post incoming tl;dr be nice #yolo
I wish people could just get along. I don’t mean that in the “why can’t the minorities and Nazis be friends?” way I mean it in the “why can’t Nazis see minorities are no less human than them?” way. That’s probably a simplistic way of seeing things but I can’t stand all the hate and negativity in this world. So much suffering is unnecessary and inflicted by other people, and the biggest cause of human suffering is the normalization of it (like generational trauma but on a whole species level). Stuff like “my father slapped me so I will slap my son” is a horrible way of thinking.
Recently I had to block someone I knew from high school. Before I blocked him he started texting me about how things in the last few years (Gaza War, Iran War, Epstein) prove the conspiracies were right and Jews are behind everything. The same old song and dance I’ve heard all my life. He said this knowing I’m a Jew. This probably comes from a place of privilege but I don’t know how people can become so hateful.
Empathy is becoming less and less common. That’s why things like transphobia are on the rise. Almost any social media comment section is just filled with angry people. Vid of a girl who became paralyzed after an injury she suffered while drunk? Lol what an egocentric dumbass she’ll end up killing herself within ten years. This politician died from ALS? Don’t feel bad for him, he was a conservative! (Those are both real examples I’ve seen btw) And don’t get me started when someone has a crashout, everyone suddenly becomes psychology experts and can tell you how that person acts at home. I hate when people judge others based on their worst moment (yes there’s an obvious line here but most people don’t cross it)
A few months ago I posted a meme in another sub where the message was “body shaming bad people isn’t okay just because they’re bad people” and I got so many angry comments telling me to stop being offended and that it’s only fair they do it since the other side does it. Like no! You can make fun of evil people without making fun of their appearance, it’s really easy actually.
Idk where I’m going with this but I just needed to get this off of my chest. Please be kind to each other, we’re only on this earth once and life shouldn’t be spent hating on others and being vitriolic. Everyone you see has a life with experiences that are as complex, detailed and nuanced as your own, and if people people understood that, the world would be a much better place.
Peace <3
I think autism is equally common in men and women
I dont know what about you, but since elementary school i learned the statistic that autism is more common in boys than girls. (4/100 compared to 1/100. I both read that in books and got taught in high school. Ofc that only means that it is 4x more diagnosed.
I call bullshit. We now know that autism is much less diagnosed in women, due to better masking, sexism etc. Wont get into that. But i wonder if its equally common or if its slightly less men or slightly less women. I also wonder what statistics we could be looking at with intersex people, about the correlation between transgender, genderfluid or non binary people and autism. Is it higher there? Gotta be to some extent as autistic people often view gender differently.
Open to debate, if you guys wanna add, agree, disagree, share personal information. I kind of just wanna learn more about this. Also, im high af.
Also, i wish we had some sort of "debate" flair on this sub.
My dad is revoking himself from paying my tuition and is bow harassing/threatening my mom's boyfriend
He basically, and without notice, is no longer paying my tuition because my already divorced mom is dating someone else. Now, i dont know how I am going to pay for college because he was basically my only source of tuition. My mom's boyfriend had to get a restraining order against him because of him threatening him. He is also not giving my mom anymore money for things like rent and groceries, even though she is already working 2 jobs.
Sometimes I get So stressed and feel like something terrible is going to happen for literally no reason. Who can I blame for this
Someone needs to be responsible for this bc if I was I would simply not make myself stressed and scared for no reason
WHO is it >:(
/silly
Best shit I bought at the Fourth of July
I love it so much.
I made this shirt from my dream in real life with paint markers
Fuck ads.
Fuck ads. That's it. I get companies want to stick their products in our faces and somehow it works out for them as a business. But why do NTs find ads so fascinating and get easily deceived by a clearly brainwashing video designed to make you spend money. Not only the internet is filled with ads everywhere, but as my mom gets a little tech savvier, I have now to watch long-ass ads in the comfort of my home, or I'll make her sad somehow because I'm not brainwashing myself with a 10 minute ad for a random product for her. 🫠 Who the fuck invented ads anyway? 🤬
Anyone else fascinated by Clavicular?
I don’t mean on the “looksmaxxing” side of things, who gives a shit. I’m talking about how Clavicular is presumed to be autistic and how he is kind of the poster child for how masking can cause intense mental anguish for autists.
I see him as a cautionary tale of what can happen when you don’t accept yourself for who you are, and your main focus is fitting in with NTs, doing whatever it takes even if it destroys you. Idk I don’t have like a super lengthy theory about him, but I just wanted to see if anyone else had an opinion on him from the autistic side of things and not the looksmaxing stuff. I’ve been like hyper fixated on him for the past month lololol
So oblivious to social situations, I avoided being “politely mugged”…
So last night, I ran out to the store to grab a couple packs of smokes and a few drinks (monster and soda) for my family.
I go in, grab my first batch of drinks and sit them on the side counter. Then go back and grab the 2nd batch and sit them on the side counter. Once it’s my turn at the register, I move everything over to the register and start talking to the clerk who I’ve known for like 3 years in passing at this point. Super sweet dude, like 6’4” nerd, my kinda bro.
Suddenly, I feel a tap on my shoulder. Turn around, big tall over 6 foot dude with a very thick accent that I couldn’t place. He points at the side counter to two 24 oz cans of Heineken beer and goes “miss you forgot this”.
First off, if I’m gonna drink piss water, it’s gonna be Miller Lite. Second off, I don’t drink beer anymore because after 30, my stomach decided it was going to revolt at the mere smell of it. So I go “oh, no those aren’t mine” politely.
Dude points again and goes “no, I think those are yours”
Me, confused, said “nah, I don’t drink Heineken, definitely not mine”
Dude sighs, and says “miss I do think those are yours, you should move them over with your stuff”
At this point I’m like, damn, this dude really thinks I’m getting beer. So I’m like “no Sir, not mine, I don’t drink beer at all really” and turn back to the counter and talk to the clerk again.
I hear a very heavy, seemingly frustrated sigh behind me; and then this dude goes toward the other register, but then left super quickly, way too quickly to have paid. At that point, I realize he’s put the beers back in the cooler by the register and left.
So, me, completely oblivious, keeps checking out until it dawns on me that that was weird. I look at the clerk and go “in hindsight, I think that dude may have been trying to get me to buy him beer”
The clerk just stares at me for a second, then goes “I mean he could have been joking, but yeah probably”
So I just shrug and go “well he picked the wrong person, cause I got a touch of the ‘tism and I don’t get subtext…” and this clerk just starts cackling and goes “I feel you hon, same. Same.”
Told my AuDHD friend about it this morning and he just laughs and was like “yeah, your social obliviousness pretty much frustrated that dude so much he just gave up”
So now the joke is, I avoided getting “politely mugged” because I’m oblivious to life.