u/somebodysomewhat

Image Description: A crudely drawn stick figure comic. There is an orange character and a blue character. This is their dialogue:

Orange: So I had self-diagnosed autism and-

Blue: Well, self-diagnosis isn't valid. Only a professional can tell.

Orange: -and my doctor has confirmed it for me, so I actually do have a professional diagnosis now.

Blue: Doctors are diagnosing too many people with autism these days!

Orange: Listen, just because *you* don't see me struggling doesn't mean I didn't deserve to know that I am a level one-

Blue: Level one isn't even real autism. Only people with *profound* autism should get diagnosed!

Orange: I don't know what you want from me, man.

Blue: I want you to just *be normal!*

Orange: Ha! You sound just like my mom and every teacher I've ever had.

Blue: Whatever. It doesn't matter what you do, I still think you're faking.

Orange: Well that's just it isn't it.

Because on almost every other costume post it's "You look great, wear what you want! Accuracy comes second to comfort and fun! ^_^"

But the second someone adds animal ears to the same costume, it's "eew a furry" "since when were furries allowed" "I'm downvoting" "you're so gross" "no ones kid wants to see you" "it's a fetiiiiiiiish weh"

So yeah I'm thinking I'll just wear my costume without posting it, that way if anyone's got a big stinkin' problem with my ears they can tell me to my face. But they won't, because being at an irl event means you are expected to be a normal person about what others are wearing, so.

Description: A screenshot from a Pokemon game. A sleeping Snorlax blocks a group of people from crossing a bridge. The Snorlax is labeled "my uterus" and the people are labeled "my piss and shit waiting to come out"

Anyone else have to lift up their uterus to clear the exits? I swear the poop cramps are worse than the menstrual cramps sonetimes.

Drac enjoying a drag from her joint while Maddie tells her all about her day.