Quality Assurance in Workday
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Another day, another fat paycheck for doing the absolute bare minimum. Roll in late, hit the stand-up with a solid “no updates from me,” then spend the rest of the day nudging milestone JIRAs along without actually testing anything serious. Long lunch, couple of coffee breaks, maybe poke around an SUV once or twice. Log a defect if I’m feeling generous. The system is held together by luck and my complete lack of effort, but who cares when the RSUs keep vesting and the base salary is already stupid. Honestly this is the dream. Get paid like a principal engineer to do the work of a houseplant. Long live Workday. Workday forever forward.