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Hey everyone, just stumbled upon my true home.

​I’m 45 years old, and the universe has tried its best to break me, but failed miserably. I’ve fallen out of trees, crashed my bicycle multiple times, and even survived a motorcycle accident completely unscathed. While the chalk-boned peasants would have crumbled into dust, my skeleton remained superior.

​Glad to be among the elite. Cheers!