r/Neverbrokeabone

should surgical bone breaks count?

What if you need to get a prosthetic? what if you are getting limb lengthening or shortening surgery? If a human try hard enough, he may break even the strongest of bones.

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u/Mindless-Flamingo414 — 13 hours ago

I have Schrödinger's broken nose and I'm adrift

I was in the club until last week, aged 41, until I faceplanted in the car park while running to catch my parents before they drove off. Didn't think I'd broken a bone, but when the swelling went down, the side of my nose started crackling when touched. ENT says it's 'probably' broken but as it's straight and not deformed in any way, they're not doing an x-ray.

I'm so disappointed to be unable to claim neverbrokeabone, but not be verified beyond doubt. :(

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u/blinky84 — 1 day ago

45 years of absolute invincibility. Hello, my strong-boned brethren.

Hey everyone, just stumbled upon my true home.

​I’m 45 years old, and the universe has tried its best to break me, but failed miserably. I’ve fallen out of trees, crashed my bicycle multiple times, and even survived a motorcycle accident completely unscathed. While the chalk-boned peasants would have crumbled into dust, my skeleton remained superior.

​Glad to be among the elite. Cheers!

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u/AdCommercial8415 — 2 days ago

Don't stop drinking milk

I thought my bones were tough. I thought a pint of milk a day was plenty to make indestructible bones. And to think that all it took was a mini-moto crash to break my ankle. I'm weak. I deserve all the abuse. Give me your worst.

Was nice being part of this community while it lasted, but I'll see myself out.

u/beaky47 — 3 days ago

Welp, I’ll see myself out

Jumped off an 8 foot ledge with my eyes closed while playing groundies. Didn’t even hurt, I thought I dislocated it until the doctor walked in with this printed out and just hugged me and said “I put in a referral with the ortho surgeon” damn. 28 years down the drain.

u/AaylaMellon — 4 days ago

Do we think I need to leave?

Please ignore my ugly toes lol. I ran into a glass table last night and think my third toe might be injured. It’s a lot more blue in real life, crooked, can’t put any pressure on it, and it feels sore even when I’m not moving it. I haven’t been to hospital because my parents are working and can’t take me. Thanks!

u/catpack4 — 5 days ago

Well guys, might have to leave.

Don’t know if it counts as being weak-boned but I have been informed that we are entering the final stages of preparations for surgery on my jaw. They are going to break it and extend it to remove my overbite. Will see if I can get an x-ray when the day comes, but my bones shall break of my own will.

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u/Signal-Psychology-80 — 5 days ago

Rib 0 - Crown Graphic 1

Fell on the camera while hiking, fractured my rib.
Didn't make it to 40...
Bye!

u/MichaWha — 5 days ago

when i was like 17 i dropped a square steel beam on my bare foot

i wanna say it was probably like 20 lbs so it wasn't anything insanely heavy but i dropped it vertically so the entire weight of the beam slammed onto my bare foot in one singular square spot from like 4 or so feet up. my foot was swollen and had a huge bruise on it for awhile, but my bones weren't broken.

i love milk

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u/evanlee01 — 4 days ago

Sad for me to go so soon :(

I didnt even know I had a fracture until I got a hip xray for chronic pain from hypermobility (checking for arthritis). Turns out I have an avulsion fracture on my left anterior superior iliac spine. So long superior people

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u/Sea-Recording-2855 — 5 days ago