r/Neverbrokeabone

Made it 32 years, only to be defeated by a 10 pound weight. I am ashamed of myself and my weak bones, I will see myself out. Goodbye.

Made it 32 years, only to be defeated by a 10 pound weight. I am ashamed of myself and my weak bones, I will see myself out. Goodbye.

u/tzxx33 — 8 hours ago

Just Found This Sub And I Am A Member Of The Club But Had A Close Call Few Months Ago

Found this sub and thought it was funny and wanted to share my close call story a few months ago 😂

See this here? These are very fun at parks but they can also not be fun.

My two little brothers got on it 12 and 18 and I attempted to spin it as fast as humanly possible, I got this thing really spinning, But unlike the image the one we were using was not round it was more jagged and square and was not this low to the ground.

After getting it as fast as possible my 18 Y/O brother said surely that's not the fastest I can make it. And so I took the bait one more push with all my strength losing all awareness Smashhh... Straight into my knee collapsed immediately and was in insufferable pain for awhile then my knee went numb.

Hospital next morning when I legit could not move it pulled all the muscles in and around my knee, deep tissue bruising and a bone bruise.

but not broken 🥳

u/The_Pie_Slayer — 1 day ago

Does spina bifida count?

My xrays showed spina bifida apparently although im waiting on the images. But does it count to have a hole in my spine if I never didn't? Its there from birth. Nothing broke, it was just made that way!

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u/sick_kid_since_2004 — 1 day ago

I'll take a bow

Well I'm certainly not seeking any medical attention aside from this post. Not confirmed broken, but I think we can all say it's safe to I'm probably a brittle boned weeny. I'll take my bow and leave. Even if it's just a sprain I feel too much shame to stay. Thank you all for your time. May the cruelest comment win.

u/TheUnbroken1 — 3 days ago

Strong boner here; just found this sub

I am afraid to join because I feel like I would be tempting fate and laughing in the Bone God's face.

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u/cujo8400 — 3 days ago

I'm sorry, I've failed you all...

A dusty corner made me wipeout on my bike. Result, a Bennett fracture on my thumb.

u/TheJizzan — 4 days ago

i am still in the club

i haven’t got an x-ray, as i have been able to walk on it (weight doesn’t hurt. movement does). someone suggested that it might be a torn tendon and it reminded me that the same thing happened when i was 11. i’d say it’s the most likely. i am sorry for making everyone think that i was an intruder

u/melissakj — 4 days ago

Fallen of the motorcycle.

It landed in my ankle, strong milk bone survived.

I fell on my knee. Nothing broken.

I have all the bones. Unbroken. I am strong.

Better than weak bonebreaking people.

Must suck to be someone who broke a bone. Losers.

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u/PoopAndScoop2020 — 3 days ago

i think i may no longer be apart of the club

fell down a curb. hopefully it’s just a bad sprain because i want to be able to remind people i have superior bones

u/melissakj — 6 days ago