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Dad: “You know why it’s never a good idea to get in an argument with your dad? Because he already knows all the ‘Your Mom’ jokes, and you definitely don’t want to hear them from him!”

…coating the mail in paté and sticking it in his underpants? It was undie-livered.

Customer: Do you have any more thyme?
Dad-joke reply: Well I hope so—I’m only 19