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I gave this to young daughter to tell at her school and it was a hit

“Knock Knock”

”Who‘s there?”

”I need Tip”

then the person says the next bit out loud

Mozart has been playing lacklustre and looks sad, and one of his friends eventually asks him “Mozart we have noticed you are looking down and depressed lately, what is going on?”

Mozart replies “Unfortunately I had to give my dog away, I loved him so much, but it became untenable”

‘His friend then asks “why did you have to give your dog away?”

Mozart answers “he just kept going BACH, BACH, BACH”

I was having a back and forth discussion with my teenage son last night, and then he crossed a line and asked me to consider a hypothetical scenario.

i told him firmly I don’t do hypotheticals…………….then I said “but I do wonder what that would be like”