Crack fic All Might Bullies All for one
So remember when All Might said he would make All for one give back the quirks he took. A funny idea in this is because he starts giving out stupid quirks instead of what they originally had.
"Now give back the quirk of young Nemui Odayaka ."
"Wait who is that again?"
"I know you remember who she is"
"And you are correct she had a great quirk. If I remember right it was called"
"I know. She told me herself. Now you're going to give it back to her"
"Or what are you going to punch me? Hard to do when your behind that glass." All for one said in a taunting manner
"You evil piece of-" All Might mumbled to himself before turning to the guards on his right.
"Can you aim those extra guns at his crotch" he asked the guards next to him
"Sure All Might" The guard agreed and reported the request to
1 hour later
"Agh you pieces of trash!!!"
"All You have to do is give the quirks back why is that so hard?"
1 quirk has been returned
"Next subject Shiokari Morita" He was as he read the file aloud.
"It says here her quirk allowed her to talk to flowers" The guard read aloud to All Might with a hint of confusion.
All Might was just as confused at that as he was.
"Why in the world would you want something like that?" he asked slowly.
He chuckled within his cell "Oh I never intended to use it. I took it because it made her happy."
"You depraved lunatic."