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Astro Toilet Scenario
It is your first day as an Astro Toilet. Your job, one amongst millions of Astro Toilets, is to invade Planet Earth. You are a Specialist Astro Toilet, and all your other Specialist Astro Toilet acquaintances fall for battle tricks. But you think differently; you want to become an Astro with 5 stripes - the highest rank. You look at units such as Astro Juggernaut or Astro Assailant decimating legions easily.
You think differently in difficult battles with Earth Union members. You use techniques such as warp-ramming, dodging and looking for weaknesses in the enemies.
You want to be a 5-striped Astro.
But you need to work for it over thousands of years.
You want it, but you have to be willing to work for it.
What is your strategy?
u/Additional-Grade-730 — 3 days ago