I accidentally became the Subagents Grandmaster - 16+ hours, ~110 agents, 6 migrations, 11 commits, zero fixture residue
Over the last ~16 hours, I ran what was basically a continuous autonomous build gauntlet.
Crash recovery, live acceptance probes, migrations, feature shipping, reviewer passes, fix agents, gated builds, and a full de-Siri-fication sweep (platform revamp)
The rough scoreboard
11 commits
6 migrations designed, red-teamed, applied, and live-tested
5 shipped features
14 workflow runs
~110 subagents
~9.5M+ subagent tokens
Every DB change probed live
Gated by typecheck, locale parity, and isolated builds
Reviewers caught a real sequencing bug instead of rubber-stamping it
The funniest part is that one of the agents correctly refused to delete a namespace because another component still depended on it. Annoying in the moment, but honestly exactly the safety behavior I wanted.
So yeah, I’m calling myself the Subagents Grandmaster until someone stops and humbles me.