Some old, many original
yo mama so fat, she puts on a yellow raincoat, people think she's a taxi.
yo mama so fat, she went to the beach, 20 people tried to push her back in the water.
yo mama so ugly, she tried to put a bag over her head, the bag ran away.
yo mama so ugly, she brushes with preparation H.
Yo mama so fat, she dropped out of school and the school building shot up two stories higher.
yo mama so fat, her house caught fire, the firemen had to axe through her.
Yo mama so ugly, cockroaches at her house went on strike.
Yo mama so fat, they needed a jaws of life to take out her appendix.
yo mama so fat, when she moves to a new neighborhood, the rats and cockroaches starve to death.
yo mama so fat, she goes to the rodeo, the bronco rides her.
yo mama so fat, she went horseback riding, the horse went out on lifetime disability.
Yo Mama so ugly, she went on vacation in Florida, the alligators in Florida went on vacation to Georgia.
yo mama so fat, she jumped in the ocean off Long Island, 30 people in England drowned.
yo mama so fat, she booked a plane ticket cross country and now a 737 is driving down Route 90.
yo mama so fat, she went to Madison Square Garden, now it's Madison Round Garden.
Yo mama so fat, she went to get a facelift, they had to shut down four highways to bring in the equipment.
Yo mama so ugly, every time she gets a bouquet for Mother's Day, the flowers commit suicide.
yo Mama so fat, she went to the airport last winter, they put her out on the tarmac and de-iced her.
Yo mama so fat, she went skiing, avalanche rescue dogs are still digging out the other people on the mountain.
yo mama so ugly, she went parachute jumping, gravity tried to send her back up into the plane.
Yo mama so fat, she visited Mount Rushmore, Washington and Lincoln both asked her out on a date.
yo mama so fat, she went for a float in the ocean, boats full of refugees started showing up.
yo mama so ugly, every time she takes a dump, the toilet thanks God for getting to see her good side.
yo mama so ugly, instead of paying for plastic surgery, she went out and got hit by a bus.
yo mama so ugly, she fell in the polar bear exhibit, the polar bears are still in therapy.
Yo mama so poor, her roaches are collecting welfare.
yo mama so poor, she couldn't afford lice.
yo mama so old, she went for a facelift, they stopped lifting when her toenails got up to her n