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39 reasons why the flying spaghetti monster is the true god)

1. Spaghetti is good food

2. Italians love spaghetti, so they would believe the flying spaghetti monster is the true god

3. It isnt a myth

4. Its not fake

5. Its real

6. Flying spaghetti is still good food

7. Monsters are actually nice guys

8. Flying monsters are also nice guys

9. A flying spaghetti monster would be nice to you

10. A flying spaghetti monster is good food

11. Hes the god that created pasta

12. He also created things related to pasta

13. He has a different dimension called "pasta heaven"

14. Pasta heaven is where the pastas go after being eaten

15. He is also a fairy type, which means good

16. Nicest monster

17. Nicest flying monster

18. Nicest flying spaghetti monster

19. He is the best monster

20. He is the best flying monster

21. He is the best flying spaghetti monster

22. He is a first discovery

23. You can actually eat flying spaghetti monsters

24. Flying spaghetti monsters taste like good spaghetti

25. They wont care if you try to eat them

26. a spaghetti monster would be nice to you

27. Nicest spaghetti monster

28. Best spaghetti monster

29. He won't be mean to you

30. You can go to pasta heaven if you want

31. In pasta heaven, they give you everything

32. You can do anything you want in pasta heaven

33. True gods are better than normal gods

34. uhh lets skip this reason

35. The flying spaghetti Monster wont say anything racist or anything bad

36. Italians love him

37. He can give you anything good at anytime

38. Best first discovery

39. He is the best god

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