u/Aggravating-Garlic37

So I finished the storm tossed night event and successfully got Felicitous School (Intrigue per Devotion) and even modified the mainline rite to have Sacred Lies (I already have Sanctioned False Conversions) to double down on intriguemaxxing on top of Pluralist. However, I was so focused on getting my Faith going that I got faction war'd then holy war'd out of my lands.

Which is fine and all, this just gives me the opportunity to take over Tunisia for the Carthaginian Holy Site as an adventurer.

HOWEVER. My son died, his daughter died (siege, and the fire after the siege when I still had land) and my daughter REFUSES to go along with me in an adventure so she cannot count as a designated heir. Worst part is she won't let me talk to her kids either, so I have literally no one to pass along my game.
I also have the murderer trait so every damn ruler wants my head too despite me killing a guy they don't care about miles away.

I realized Adoptionism means, well, I can just adopt kids. But I don't have kids lying around! So in theory the best way to survive is to procure a child, then adopt them.
But there's no option to kidnap kids? I might get imprisoned and beheaded in a few months because I'm running out realms to flee to and running out of provisions.

I just want a Hegemony title that's actually territory-agnostic, plus Umayyads moving to SEA and form their own caliphate their with blackjack and hookers are always fun.