u/Ajuublablaugh

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Oh, bébé, oups, mademoiselle

J'vais pas vous draguer, promis juré

J'suis célibataire, depuis hier, putain

J'peux pas faire d'enfant et bon, c'est pas

Hé, reviens, cinq minutes quoi, j't'ai pas insultée

J'suis poli, courtois, et un peu fort bourré

Mais pour les mecs comme moi

Vous avez autre chose à faire, hein

M'auriez vu hier, j'étais

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Oh, tu t'es regardé? Tu t'crois beau

Parce que tu t'es marié? Mais c'est qu'un anneau

Mec, t'emballes pas

Elle va t'larguer comme elles le font chaque fois

Et puis l'autre fille, tu lui en as parlé?

S'tu veux, j'lui dis, comme ça, c'est réglé

Et au petit aussi, enfin si vous en avez

Attends trois ans, sept ans et là, vous verrez si c'est

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Hé petite, oh pardon, petit

Tu sais dans la vie, y a ni méchants ni gentils

Si maman est chiante

C'est qu'elle a peur d'être mamie

Si papa trompe maman

C'est parce que maman vieillit, tiens

Pourquoi t'es tout rouge? Ben reviens gamin

Et qu'est-ce que vous avez tous

À me regarder comme un singe, vous?

Ah oui, vous êtes saints, vous

Bande de macaques

Donnez-moi un bébé singe, il sera

Formidable, formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

Formidable

Tu étais formidable, j'étais fort minable

Nous étions formidables

2 more days till I finally get 10 days of holidaaaaaayyyyyy

Lessgowwwww

Im gonna be so unemployed

These past few days, I haven't rlly been active cause of school and allat 💔😣

But I'll change that !!! From Friday onwards 🥺🥹

Vb training was so good todayyy, I played setter 🤩

School was ok ig. I had a test and it was so easy but I forgot to do one question 💔 I realized just after I handed my paper in 😭

and we had a debrief session about the hike 😭 bruh the dudes were doing p1g sounds all night and they were snoring so much, I couldn't sleep

We're doing Romeo and Juliet in school and Im Romeo 🤩 i dont like him tho, he's so overrated. And why is he so in love with Rosaline 😡 I feel bad for Juliet

Bruh it's so @nnoying how halaltomato just made an account like 1 month ago and she has more karma than me. And she has less contributions. And she has more followers 🥹

This is all cause everyone thinks im a dude at first. Halaltomato's pfp is like rlly girly and allat, you can tell she's a girl. That's why she gets more karma than me 💔

Should I change my pfp to smth super girly so ppl will know im a girl ? Or should I js be tuff nonchalant and keep it as it is ?

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And then some scholars say that Arabs at that time didn't have any calendars, and so, girls would just count their age after they hit puberty. So Aisha (May Allah be pleased with her) wasn't 9 according to these scholars, she was around 18 or 19.

Both of the arguments make sense

Sabse pehle hai pyaar

Main aur tum donon toh ek hai

Uske baad ayi ashayein

Tum to tum ho

Main to main hoon

Aakhir mein hum dono soche

Ki tum kaun ho

Aur main kaun hoon

ATP, JUST BAN ME.

BAN ME. BAN ME.

BAAAAN ME.

FOR 2 DAYS.

BAAAAN ME.

I HATE YOU

So basically, I know you all think I'm super nonchalant and cold 🥶 ykk

But im not 🫪 but ppl think I am

1. I was in da corridor, going back to class when this dude just goes "Assalam o alaikum". I knew that hes Turkish or smth but I never knew he was Muslim. So I just go "Huh what". And then, after 2 minutes, I finally say

"وعليكم السلام " .

And then I got so embarrassed cause why am I so slow 🫪

2. me and my friends were rolling around on the floor. YK, HOW WE USED TO ROLL ON CARPETS AS KIDS AND ALL IN ONE STRAIGHT LINE. Ye and then this one assistant teacher saw us doing that. 😭. And he thought we were super good students and all. And then we had to listen to him yappp about how we shouldn't do that for 199q8w820q8272891 minutes.

3. After school, me and my friend were going to the train station together, in the bus. And I wasn't holding the handle cause I wanted to be nonchalant tuff doesnt need a handle. She was holding it, tho. Anyway, the bus suddenly stopped and I full on crashed into her in front of everyone 😭😭 bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I lost so much aura.

I have so many other stories, but I'll prolly talk about em later

Comment and others will tell u who u remind them of. And that other person also needs to be from this sub.

For example, I'd tell responsible bass that he reminds me of abdulthegoat