Bro thinks he's a Hydra Helicarrier running Zola's algorithm

That guy just wiped out ~$1M worth of equipment from the lobby. Personally I'm pissed because I'm netting 0-100k profit every match, maybe 60k on average, and just lost a third of it for reasons outside of my control.

Every single time I encounter a cheater I'll be posting it here because I know company reads the sub. John wardogs, make anti-cheat actually anti cheat. Had 4 games today, and 3 of them had a cheater.

u/AkiAki1 — 11 days ago

My peasants had to eat each other and Greg it's your fault

On the new map, wide valley, if you roll eel on that stunning center tile, eel is like really, really, really fucking far. Which is still okay; struggle is the point of the game. Journey is the reward! And I accepted it with pride.

Little I knew that my rectum is about to be the most used resource on the map.

As I'm playing it on hard, I survive the immediate winter without losing any families, which is good enough to be an achievement already. Then one year of infrastructure setup. Market, church, firewood north of the island (it's not actually an island, but you got me). Double migration for 7 months, fuck yeah. Logs logs logs in the south. Everything is ready to harvest those juicy 400-500 eels a year. Oh man, I'm about to nail it.

Second winter comes. Setting up houses south of the "island", fishery. Also water, markets, warehouse, granary, second church, all the shit. Even destroying existing houses to force my dogshit peasants resettle to that eel area.

Spring comes in. The moment of my triumph.

Yeah, ofc. Triumph my ass.

Peasants start working them eels. Except... I'm not seeing them doing it. (aside from generally bugged pathfinding around cliffs/ledges/general altitude changes, but it's already known, I think).

I don't see food coming in. That's not good. People are hundry. What's the point of being a manor lord if you don't have any of those dogshit peasants?

As a responsible person, I surveyed them before thier death. Turns out to loot eel fish workers have to go to another fucking region, and their working area is in the purple selection.

I was expecting 400-500 eels a year. I only got 26. Most of them peasants died. Those who survived had to eat their dead friends&family to at least somehow supply themselves with protein.

Dear Greg and team. On the Wide Valley map, if you roll eel and place a fishery near it, your peasants are walking the orange line to catch eel, and them deliver it back to the fishery. Using some irritated butthurt potential energy, I was able to make them walk the blue line, which doubled the eel output to 50/y (for 6 fishermans).

I would expect them to walk the green line and deliver 400/500. Please fix. I love you!

u/AkiAki1 — 2 months ago