u/AlienSpookster

This is really petty, but I see it all the time online, and it makes me break out in hives. When dog accounts use doggo lingo like "henlo hooman" or "I woof you." Even typing this out makes me cringe.

I'm a dog owner myself, and I am obsessed with my dog, but I'd like to think if my dog could communicate with me in English, he'd be able to speak normally. Might even be a distinguished gentleman, who knows.