The Bollocks On This One [KCD1]
A few weeks ago (in game) I’m robbing the Ledetchko trader in the middle of the night, when all of sudden the shop guard wakes up and catches me red handed. With no hesitation, my ass sprints out the front door into the night running like a horse in the wind. But before I could make my grand escape he catches up and tackles me in a garden. So we get to scrapping. No guards, no villagers, no witnesses just me and him duking it out with some good ole fisticuffs. Eventually, I get the upper hand and knock him clean out. I hurry and whistle for Pebbles right way so we can get the hell out of there. Coincidentally this mf wakes up as I’m riding off and starts chasing me and Pebbles. But at this point it’s too late and I’m already riding off into the night.
Now fast forward and here I am groschen’d up on a lovely afternoon walking around Rattay blowing a bag. Feeling like the flyest mf in town. Then I think to myself “Fuck it let’s head to Ledethcko and run it up some more”. I wasn’t worried about my reputation in the town since I had been back multiple times after my scuffle. So at the moment I had completely forgot what trouble I stirred up there. But I sure was about to remember very soon.
As I’m walking through town going shop to shop I finally end up at the Trader’s shop I robbed. At the moment I didn’t realize I had not been back in that specific shop since then. As I’m walking through the door the first thing I hear is “THE BOLLOCKS ON THIS ONE !”, then before I can even blink I start getting socked out with a barrage of punches from my blind side. I sprint out the store confused and scared out my mind. I run through town to the point of where the tavern is. I turn around and guess who it is ? The shop guard and the owner ready to whoop my ass. So I throw up the dukes and we get to scrapping. I knock em both out cold right in front of the town. At first I was thinking I wouldn’t be seen as the victim. Then I quickly realized it was about to be jail time for me. With the quickness I whistled for Pebbles and got my ass out of there.
As I’m riding off I think to myself “This snitch ass mf got to be dealt with”. So to finally end the beef I slither my ass right back into Ledetchko a few nights later. I sneak into the traders shop and I enact my sweet revenge. I then ride off into the night unseen, with no witnesses, and no shop guard to snitch on me ever again.