u/Alternative_Jello819

Have a seven year old Audi. Every oil change at the dealership came with a ton of added maintenance. Any suggestions?

Lifted too heavy and paid the price. My PT won’t give me an estimated recovery time for when I can start running again, so I’m polling the reddidoctors out there- note, NOT LOOKING FOR MEDICAL ADVICE, I already have a great team in place. Just looking for other’s experience with similar injuries.

Side note, they showed me the MRI imaging and damn it was really cool and detailed. Basically they pulled up a 3D model of my spine and rotated things around to show me right where one tear was, and where the other tear that was leaking fluid was pushing against the nerves. Also the steroid shot was absolutely incredible- went from excruciating pain to almost normal waking around in less than 12 hours. 0/10 on the injury but 10/10 on the recovery support

You are offered a mediocre deal, with no real value or consequence.

You may have free pizza for the rest of your life; in addition, when you’ve eaten the full equivalent of a 18” regular pizza, you get $1000. It doesn’t need to be all in one sitting, kinda like a punch card but it’s based off of total area of pizza consumed. No one else can eat for you, but you can share- the shared portion doesn’t count toward your total.

The catch- regardless of how it is prepared, what goes into it, or where you get it from, it immediately changes to a lesser version once it hits your mouth.

The lesser version- arbitrarily we’ll say there are four parts to a pizza. Crust, sauce, cheese, and toppings. The lesser pizza will have one of the four components remain at whatever quality it started. The other three change to hospital or grade school cafeteria quality. Think rubber cheese, soggy crust, ketchup sauce, and institutional grade veggies and meats.

Do you take the deal, and if so what is the one component you preserve?

Also once agreed to, there are no take backs or quitting. Can’t be undone.