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"We both knew it would come to this." "You and me, chopper to chopper!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 8 days ago
"Oh no. In the eyes of God, they'll be Flanderseseseses!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 15 days ago
▲ 1.6k r/TheSimpsons
"Hey, word to the wise -season pass. Pays for itself after the 16th visit."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 22 days ago
▲ 101 r/familyguy
"What has happened to you, Mort Goldman? You've hit rock bottom."
S12E07
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago
▲ 244 r/TheSimpsons
"I love you, Homie. Mmmm." Hehehe, I don't need her at all anymore.
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago
▲ 94 r/TheSimpsons
"Well, this pointer's so old it's worn down to a nub!" "It still points, doesn't it?"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago
▲ 372 r/TheSimpsons
"From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant -who doesn't enjoy a good sit?"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago
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"Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr. Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich again."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 77 r/TheSimpsons
"What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 200 r/TheSimpsons
"You kids don't know what you want! That's why you're still kids, 'cause you're stupid!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
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"The thing about huckleberries is... once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 127 r/TheSimpsons
"Menu boy must move silently, like ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 115 r/TheSimpsons
"Watch this, Ned. They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 527 r/familyguy
"A broken promise is a lot like a child's pinwheel, you have to be yourself or at least within the confines."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 206 r/TheSimpsons
"I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Try-N-Save, kid, 'cause you don't want to come to my store. Catfische?"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 715 r/TheSimpsons
"My god, a pigeon! That's the last bird on my list."
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 224 r/TheSimpsons
"Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago
▲ 195 r/TheSimpsons
"Well, folks, when you're right 52 percent of the time you're wrong 48 percent of the time!"
u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago