u/Altruistic-Goal9935

r/TheSimpsons r/familyguy

▲ 127 r/TheSimpsons

"Menu boy must move silently, like ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials."

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 day ago

▲ 115 r/TheSimpsons

"Watch this, Ned. They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 days ago

▲ 110 r/TheSimpsons

"You jive turkey!" See? You got to sass it!

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 4 days ago

▲ 527 r/familyguy

"A broken promise is a lot like a child's pinwheel, you have to be yourself or at least within the confines."

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 6 days ago

▲ 206 r/TheSimpsons

"I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Try-N-Save, kid, 'cause you don't want to come to my store. Catfische?"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 10 days ago

▲ 715 r/TheSimpsons

"My god, a pigeon! That's the last bird on my list."

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 12 days ago

▲ 224 r/TheSimpsons

"Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 14 days ago

▲ 195 r/TheSimpsons

"Well, folks, when you're right 52 percent of the time you're wrong 48 percent of the time!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 14 days ago

▲ 10 r/TheSimpsons

"I can see them right below me, I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 15 days ago

▲ 459 r/TheSimpsons

"Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 17 days ago

▲ 388 r/TheSimpsons

"The book says we have to make a little small talk before you get down to business, everybody alive?"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 19 days ago

▲ 1.1k r/TheSimpsons

"We need some more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise in the sun!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 20 days ago

▲ 361 r/TheSimpsons

"Excuse me, I ordered a Zima. Not Emphysema!"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago

▲ 378 r/TheSimpsons

"Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their wizz-jets to the strains of Rock You Like a Hurricane?"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago

▲ 1.2k r/TheSimpsons

"I'm sterile, right baby doll?" "Yes dear, from the nuclear plant." "Beautiful."

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago

▲ 281 r/TheSimpsons

"Oh this is bad, this is really bad! You work and you slave you, then you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring... Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick??"

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 1 month ago

▲ 240 r/familyguy

"People want Peter-wheel thanks to sexy wife! Tonight, you and me party like it's 9!"

S04E27

u/Altruistic-Goal9935 — 2 months ago

▲ 47 r/TheSimpsons

u/Altruistic-Goal9935

"Menu boy must move silently, like ghost. Leave no footprint, only lunch specials."

"Watch this, Ned. They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese!"

"You jive turkey!" See? You got to sass it!

"A broken promise is a lot like a child's pinwheel, you have to be yourself or at least within the confines."

"I hope you're going to the Valley Vista Try-N-Save, kid, 'cause you don't want to come to my store. Catfische?"

"My god, a pigeon! That's the last bird on my list."

"Oh, thank you, shopee. I ventured in to search for milk when the door snapped shut behind me!"

"Well, folks, when you're right 52 percent of the time you're wrong 48 percent of the time!"

"I can see them right below me, I'm gonna try to nail the driver with one of my shoes!"

"Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high!"

"The book says we have to make a little small talk before you get down to business, everybody alive?"

"We need some more secret sauce! Put this mayonnaise in the sun!"

"Excuse me, I ordered a Zima. Not Emphysema!"

"Air show? Buzz-cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their wizz-jets to the strains of Rock You Like a Hurricane?"

"I'm sterile, right baby doll?" "Yes dear, from the nuclear plant." "Beautiful."

"Oh this is bad, this is really bad! You work and you slave you, then you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring... Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Gil get a lick??"

"People want Peter-wheel thanks to sexy wife! Tonight, you and me party like it's 9!"

🎶"We're proud to present on the WB another bad show that no one will seeee!"🎶

"Holy jumping Caesar's catfish! My 'H' has been stolen!"

"Yes Simpson, your love of food is contagious. I've never felt jollier!"