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This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns! ...Then they found out it was the baby.

This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns! ...Then they found out it was the baby.

u/ProfessorGhoul — 15 hours ago

I just drop by with present for warming of house. Instead, find you grappling with local oaf.

S07E13

u/GageRoadsGull — 19 hours ago

Marge:Homie, are your really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?/Homer:Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of HIS life.

u/Dohmer_90 — 17 hours ago

Look at that pig, stuffing his face with doughnuts on my time. That's right, keep eating. Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poisoned doughnut. There is a poisoned one, isn't there, Smithers?

u/guerney2000 — 22 hours ago

Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection. So let's clean up this pigsty.

s4e20

u/Past_Yam9507 — 16 hours ago

Look all these bootleg videos. Alien autopsy. Illegal alien autopsy. (S12E11)

u/Btunoka — 1 day ago

Goodnight Cow jumping over the moon (s12e3)

Probably my favourite celebrity voicing another celebrity.

u/frankzappa2020 — 1 day ago

My Autistic 12 year old has a hilarious quirk.

So, ya know how Ray in Rain Man walks around quoting “Who’s on First?” all the time?
So that, with my son, except it’s the Seymore/Chalmers “Steamed Ham” scene.
If I’m in the room I have to be “mother” and yell
“SEYMORE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!”

Just thought I’d share that with y’all I love my son so much.

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u/JediBeagle1 — 1 day ago

The cause of all this commotion is Mayor, and suspected illegal immigrant, Joe Quimby! Named today in Paternity Suits by 27 different women

u/Branchomania — 1 day ago