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The unsung line everyone sleeps on because of “I sleep in a big bed with my wife”

Now we all love Homer’s “I sleep in a big bed with my wife” dagger, but can we take a moment to appreciate one of the subtlest, most underrated and easily missable gems in the history of The Simpsons.

Kirk: “Today I drank a beer in the bathroom.”

Homer: “The one down the hall?”

Kirk: “Yeah!”

It’s the delivery that gets me. Homer doesn’t even seem to realise he’s insulting him. There’s no pause, no smugness, no setup. He just genuinely wants to know if Kirk means the communal bathroom down the hall.

And Kirk’s completely sincere little “Yeah!” somehow makes it even more brutal.

It’s such a tiny exchange that you can almost miss it, especially because a few seconds later Homer follows it up with one of the most famous lines in the entire series.

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u/OldMateGoogz — 8 days ago
▲ 899 r/TheSimpsons+1 crossposts

And that pizza delivery truck has been parked across the house for two weeks. How long does it take to deliver a pizza?

u/BigFootsBigArm — 7 days ago

"Oh, sure. Like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him. He's wearing a belt. That's Hollywood for you."

u/99anan99 — 8 days ago

You folks are free to roam the grounds. Just remember: One of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

u/thoughtstop — 8 days ago

Now, this is the room with electricity, but it has too much electricity, so I don't know, you might want to wear a hat.

u/The_Book_Crusader — 7 days ago

Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear! They remained the best of friends for years and years and years!

u/The_Book_Crusader — 7 days ago

"But marge, look at that hangdog expression, he's learned his lesson.... Let's get him a present..."

u/W20adm20 — 8 days ago