r/TheSimpsons

I put snacks together for my +1, and I saw an opportunity. (s05e15)

I put snacks together for my +1, and I saw an opportunity. (s05e15)

u/DiceSMS — 6 hours ago

I present to you…my Screamapillar tattoo

It’s need for constant reassurance is a running inside joke between my husband and I, so naturally I had to do it.

u/CanadiangirlEH — 6 hours ago

"Could Homer Simpson be a Communist? His father spoke out on his behalf." "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"

u/99anan99 — 3 hours ago

What do you think was the purpose of Homer’s internet company Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net? S9E14

u/melomsg7 — 9 hours ago

I was working at an insurance company, right? Youngest VP in the history of the firm. The job was my life. Then one Monday morning, I couldn’t leave the house.

S03E01

u/Seraphenigma — 14 hours ago

"I think, in a way—in a very meaningful way—that, uh—that I... uh... all of us have, uh—have learned from him. That is, by being a television comedian for... for so many years... even though many of us... we didn't watch his show. Uh, thank you."

S07E15

u/CheckYourStats — 14 hours ago

Wow, you look really hungover Dad. What did you do last night?

... uh, hello big Maggie

u/charlierc — 23 hours ago