▲ 42 r/TheSimpsons
D'oh! The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 3 hours ago
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▲ 227 r/TheSimpsons
Sit down! Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 5 days ago
▲ 567 r/TheSimpsons
Hey, and no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz. Spring forth burly protector, and save me!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 8 days ago
▲ 655 r/TheSimpsons
We don't have bums in our town, Marge, and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd be allowed to go at their own pace.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 10 days ago
▲ 115 r/TheSimpsons
This is one more Emmy than you'll ever win, you bantering jack-in-the-box!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 12 days ago
▲ 723 r/TheSimpsons
Isn't there like a pound where you can pick up cheap ponies that ran away from home?
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 13 days ago
▲ 138 r/TheSimpsons
I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Steve?
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 14 days ago
▲ 565 r/TheSimpsons
As for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 15 days ago
▲ 772 r/TheSimpsons
'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 18 days ago
▲ 302 r/TheSimpsons
Aw, haven’t we stood in five different states long enough?
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 20 days ago
▲ 91 r/TheSimpsons
My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 21 days ago
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Eight spices? Some must be doubles, "Oregano" What the hell??
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 24 days ago
▲ 260 r/TheSimpsons
Don’t tell me what to do, Sonny. I’ve been gambling since I was eight and hocking jewelry since I was 12.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 25 days ago