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You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage ... when pigs fly!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 15 hours ago
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So I said 'I must get out of these wet clothes, and into a dry Martini'!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 1 day ago
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Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was NOT the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 3 days ago
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Doughnuts? I told you, I don't like ethnic food!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 6 days ago
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My God! Those aren't the socks she came in with.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 7 days ago
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Here's an appealing fellow. In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 9 days ago
▲ 469 r/TheSimpsons
Let’s see now what do you folks have here huh? Hmm a Krusty Burger.. that doesn’t sound to appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 10 days ago
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When someone asks what your least favorite wooden coaster at Kings Island is.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 11 days ago
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Wheel him out quietly, it's best the children don't see.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 12 days ago
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I will now show a short sex education film. Ezekiel and Ishmael in accordance with your parents' wishes you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 14 days ago
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Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my case against The Never-Ending Story!
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 14 days ago
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u/iwassayingboourns12 — 16 days ago
u/_ShartyWaffles — 17 days ago
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u/iwassayingboourns12 — 19 days ago
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u/iwassayingboourns12 — 20 days ago
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u/iwassayingboourns12 — 21 days ago
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I’m at the park today and tomorrow, today they only have the red side running. I was wondering, on Saturdays since it’s busier, do they run both sides?
u/iwassayingboourns12 — 22 days ago