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▲ 382 r/TheSimpsons

"Don't mess with me. I've got jimmies!" "I can only see a horrible rainbow!"

u/99anan99 — 6 days ago
▲ 33 r/TheSimpsons

"The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys." "Yeah, I know, I know. But the bad news is, we gotta start having designated drivers." "We'll choose the same way they pick the pope. Everybody reach in and draw a pickled egg."

u/99anan99 — 8 days ago
▲ 151 r/TheSimpsons

"See son that's were we are going to live, maybe not today, or maybe not tomorrow, but someday." "Later that day we sailed to America." "There it is, our new home." "Whee hee, I love America." "Abe, supper's on."

u/99anan99 — 10 days ago
▲ 99 r/TheSimpsons

"Well, it's time to pick up where I left off. As a no good street punk!" "Principal Skinner?" "Up yours, children!"

u/99anan99 — 13 days ago