"Could Homer Simpson be a Communist? His father spoke out on his behalf." "My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
"If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly." "How come?" "Because, nobody ever suspects the butterfly." "I didn't burn down the school. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly!" "He's crazy, boys. Get the taser."
"So the substitute teacher comes in and says her name is Mrs. Doody and everyone's looking at me like, "Take it, Bart. Run with it." Then it hits me-- I've become a clown... A class clown. And it sickens me."
"Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die!" "Hey, nudnick uh, your shoe's untied!" "From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look anyway." "Taxi! To the airport!" "On closer inspection, these are loafers."