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"But marge, look at that hangdog expression, he's learned his lesson.... Let's get him a present..."
▲ 248 r/TheSimpsons

"But marge, look at that hangdog expression, he's learned his lesson.... Let's get him a present..."

u/W20adm20 — 8 days ago
▲ 450 r/TheSimpsons

"Oh sure. Now he's just a little boy stealing little toys. But someday he'll be a grown man, stealing stadiums and ...... quarries"

u/W20adm20 — 15 days ago
▲ 322 r/TheSimpsons

"So, another Friday is upon us. What'll you be doing Smithers? Something gay, no doubt?..."

u/W20adm20 — 1 month ago
▲ 128 r/TheSimpsons

"Before you begin, let me make one thing clear to you. I want your legal advice, I even pay for it, but to me you're all vipers! You live on personal injury! You live on divorces! You live on pain and misery!..."

u/W20adm20 — 1 month ago
▲ 155 r/TheSimpsons

"Oh my beloved p*rn*graphy! I can't watch this anymore, I'm going to bed"... "How much for krusty's bed?!!", '"Half a a Buck!", "Sold!", "Goodnight everybody...."

u/W20adm20 — 1 month ago
▲ 1.0k r/TheSimpsons

"You wouldn't understand dad, you're not with it". "I used to be "with it", but then they changed what "it" was, now what I'm with isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you .... " Such a genius line, and only becomes more so the older you get...

u/W20adm20 — 2 months ago
▲ 1.7k r/TheSimpsons

"We believe Burns still has that bill hidden somewhere in his house. But all we've ascertained from satellite photos is that it's not on the roof".

u/W20adm20 — 3 months ago
▲ 131 r/TheSimpsons

"This needs more eye of newt". "You always want more eye of newt, if it were up to you, the brew would be nothing but newt eyes..."

u/W20adm20 — 3 months ago
▲ 169 r/TheSimpsons

Got a subway delivered tonight. While waiting for it's arrival I couldn't get this quote out of my head so, here it is .....

u/W20adm20 — 3 months ago
▲ 424 r/TheSimpsons

"Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shovelling snow? ...

u/W20adm20 — 3 months ago
▲ 200 r/TheSimpsons

🎶Mama took those batteries, she took em away, ... Mama took those batteriiiiies, size double A!🎶

u/W20adm20 — 4 months ago
▲ 31 r/TheSimpsons

"These drugs will make the operation seem like a beauuuutiful dream ..... 👊💥"

u/W20adm20 — 4 months ago