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You folks are free to roam the grounds. Just remember: One of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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You folks are free to roam the grounds. Just remember: One of our patients is a cannibal. Try to guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

u/thoughtstop — 8 days ago
▲ 63 r/TheSimpsons

I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor... and once elected, I will send for the rest of you.

u/thoughtstop — 1 month ago
▲ 477 r/TheSimpsons

I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

u/thoughtstop — 1 month ago
▲ 587 r/TheSimpsons

Yeah, all right, listen up. This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?... Beat it, I got no room for cheapskates.

u/thoughtstop — 1 month ago
▲ 422 r/DSPGaming+1 crossposts

You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a first-class wedding reception.

u/herbs4068 — 1 month ago
▲ 641 r/TheSimpsons

Here are your messages. "You have 30 minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 30 minutes to move your cube."

u/thoughtstop — 1 month ago
▲ 891 r/TheSimpsons

Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive.

Hey, this isn't faux dive.This is a dive.

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago
▲ 820 r/TheSimpsons

"Poland, tell us about your nation's achievements." "Well, uh... I heard they sent a rocket to the sun once... at night. And there was that submarine with the screen doors..."

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago
▲ 848 r/TheSimpsons

As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns' assistant. He's in his early 40s, is unmarried and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for writing!

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago
▲ 10 r/TheSimpsons

Hey, relax. I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago
▲ 1.2k r/TheSimpsons

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm...now.

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago
▲ 811 r/TheSimpsons

Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees, or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?

u/thoughtstop — 2 months ago