I finally understand that trans people aren't real.
I used to believe gender identity was real. I read the psychological studies, looked at historical examples across various cultures. But, as I've been looking at the arguments from the authors of famous children's books and other similarly well-credentialed scientists in the field, I've begun to look closer at the "trans" folks around me. The blåhajs are always a little too perfectly positioned, arent they? The wardrobe updates are suspiciously coordinated. I mean, if they were real, would they *really* all have thigh-high programmer socks and amazon basics skater skirts? And this isn't to even mention pronoun pins. As Eisenhower famously said, we must beware the gender-industrial complex.
And this is just the tip of the iceberg (the worst kind of lettuce). It starts with gender, but that's not the end of it. We already know birds are just government surveillance drones. We all acknowledge Bielefeld, Germany, is a fictional decoy town. If entire demographics and European municipalities are fabricated constructs, what else are we faking?
Well I'll tell you. It's everything. Your memories are just electrical impulses. Your brain just makes those up all the time. The screen you are reading this on is entirely empty space. It is held together by theoretical forces physicists literally invented to balance their equations. You have never actually touched a single object in your entire life! Electron repulsion jut creates the illusion of physical contact. You convinced yourself you have a consciousness. None of this exists. Wake up, sheeple!