r/transgendercirclejerk

It's over.

I should honestly just kill myself at this point. (Pretty easily reversible thing) happened to my body, I'll never pass as a cis and I'll be clocky forever.

Taking estrogen/testosterone is the only way to transition medically, (/uj it's not, there's other things that give similar effects) and taking them won't remove (easily reversible change) instantly, so it's over, I'm done.

I took one pill and didn't immediately wake up in my ideal body.

No I will not put any more research into transitioning, it's so over, I'm just gonna give up.

*insert rant about how they deserve to be assualted, I don't know why it's so common, oh my god.*

If you're reading this I'm either dead or passed out from blood loss.

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 — 13 hours ago

Why does God give women the beard hair follicles that can be unlocked by testosterone injections???

God made us male and female (Genesis 1:27, Mark 10:16). I've believed that for so long.

I met this transgendered woman who believed they's a man, and they had a huge beard. I asked how on earth they managed it. Demonic hair transplant technology has grown to horrifying degrees.

They explained that they hadn't gotten a transplant, and apparently testosterone injections enough caused the hair to grow.

WHY WOULD GOD DO THAT? Do all women have faces primed for beards??? Do I? I don't understand. This person has shaken me. Why would God make us with so many differences if one shot is enough to blend us together into a furry, trangenderism mess of androgyny and sin? Could I have grown a beard, if my life was different? How can I live with that possibility?

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u/LetTheHuman — 15 hours ago

Trans trying to bring it up in every interaction:

Some "transguy" was sharing their outfits on a teenagers sub. And, not gonna lie, they almost fooled me about being AMAB. You could even say I thought that I was gay for a second. Silly me

Also, I just don’t get the point of bringing it up every time you have a conversation. How much more attention do you need? Like, we get that you're trans, of course you are. Stop bringing that up

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u/yarastoun — 12 hours ago

How dare trans to pick a name i personally dont like.

I am fully ally! BUT. Please tell your trans friends and relatives that their name picks suck. I knew a girl who named herself LILITH. IMAGINE! LILITH! Such a corny stupid sounding name. And guy who named himself Bob. Ugh. Bob. Too generic. So, if you are trans, please consult me personally about your name pick. We can not accept more transes with stupid names.

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u/coffee_adicted — 1 day ago

It may look like a dick, quack like a dick, and stand at attention like a dick

And you are at this urinal, but we do not grant you the rank of big, humongous or gigantic dick energy. It’s just that you lack, ah, a seaman’s essence, if you will. A je ne sais quoi. A metaphysical phallus. I can read your aura and it doesn’t have a dick. So take that.

I’m not transphobic though. Some of you make *my* dick snap to attention.

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u/fireflies315 — 20 hours ago

You are only true trans if instead of doing the nod you do a polite smile (or vice versa)

If you are a trans fem and do the nod, you are a trender.

If you are a trans man and do a polite smile, you are a trender.

This is how doctors actually determine if you are faking or not, so make sure you are doing the right one!

Theyfabs can do whatever they want

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u/turkeytukens — 1 day ago

Thank all of you for your feedback to my previous controversial barely disguised rant about my ex-girl— I mean essay about how puppygirls are mentally ill manipulators. Below I have attached a list of suggestions for said puppygirls to help them get back on the right track.

Have you tried:

  1. Not being disabled?

  2. Not being insecure?

  3. Not being mentally ill?

  4. Not being autistic?

  5. Not having a personality disorder?

  6. The vague idea of going to therapy?

  7. Fucking off?

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u/AshenThaumaturge — 1 day ago

Have you tried transitioning?

You could. Ummmmmmmm. Go by he/him. Oh wait you do? Ok. Uhhhhh you could use a guy's name. Oh. Oh that's um. Supposed to be a guy's name. Coolllllll. You could wear masculine clothes? Oh. You're trying. Ummmmmmm. Fuck IDK. Voice train? YOU'RE VOICE TRAINING ALREADY? um. Rope.

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u/No_Pay_5981 — 1 day ago

break up with your puppygirl

Have you even had a girlfriend who really just sucked? No? Imagine it.

what if she never did the dishes, leaving plates and cups out. What if she slept till noon, did no work and paid no rent? And everyone just accepts this? Like what the fuck. And i'm always making her stuff, like tea and sweets and meals, and she never cleans up after herself.

.What if you had a real exhausting job getting up at 6 after she forces you to stay up to 4 "comforting" her? and you got home and there were dishes undone. She's a "freelance artist" by which she means freeloader.

What if she was alternatingly hypersexual and emotional? demanding sex all the time from the polycule. And wanting reassurance that she's pretty. Like yeah she is, but it's not cute anymore, get some self esteem. She asks for sex every night and has a four hour cry if i say no, which is really manipulative and rapey. have i mentioned how she doesnt do the dishes.

She doesnt do any of the work around the house, just sleeping in bed all day. If you think about it, it's kind of fucked, gender wise. Like she became a woman, but refuses to do woman stuff like household chores? and shoves it onto other women. Kinda male-brained to make a woman do your laundry.

What if when yhou wanted to have a conversation abut her pitching in to make rent or at least helping around the house, she just had a meltdown like a toddler screaming "i don't wannaaa". And then her other partner comes in (because she set this up solely to make you look bad) wraps her in her arms and says she's just a puppy or whatever and its cruel and maybe abusive to talk to her like that.

And she gives you this sinister smile like those evil demon kids so you know she did all of this intentionally and maliciously, taking advantage of the kindness of her partners.

So you get kicked out of the polycule and think of a previous ex. She left before your time and you think, maybe she felt this way too. Her last victim who finally had enough. So maybe i do have sisterhood. Maybe there is a form of being transgender women where we can act like mature fucking adults and not whiny fucking kids.

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u/Select-Employee — 2 days ago