u/NervousLemon6670

But have we considered transmasc MJ Watson.

Michael Jackson Watson.

Hee hee.

• Gotta give people more time with my name so they hopefully remember to use it at my funeral
• Cinnamon swirl

Searching "Art of trans women but not trans women just drawn identically to a cis woman but like also not in a transphobic stereotype way with a five o'clock shadow and stuff, just in like a "No, six months on estrogen probably won't give you full hips and C-cups" way, I need something that isn't wish fulfilment and makes me feel like my body is enough, please, why can't I find something that won't overwhelm me, why am I always unhappy, why must I always compare myself to others and wonder where I fall short even as others tell me I look good?"

Huh, no results. Wonder why?

/uj At what point do you just accept you might be broken?

Why did they have to water down the "transgender" and "non-binary" labels to just be, like, fashion accessories? They dont even need HRT or anything, they're totally not affected by any law changes, so they're not even suffering enough to get to claim it. I totally respect them and everything, so they cant get mad at me for saying this, but they should just, like, think about what they're doing before they decide to be non-binary for the aesthetic, you know? They're hurting proper actual vulnerable trans people! And I know some of them will get mad I'm saying this, but its just common sense, you know?

/uj I like one fucking post for a silly trans girl meme and the algorithm serves me enbyphobia disguised as "valid concerns"

[Sees TMA/TME in a post body]

Ooooh, lets put 20 dollaridoos on "Nuanced and insightful post", I like my chances. Keep scrolling, keep scrolling, please dont be weird about trans men and enbies, please dont be weird about trans men and enbies, please dont be - ah, fuck, they started complaining about "Theyfabs", fuck.

[Post about trans peoples culture]

Okay, but what about 10 dollaridoos on "Considers non-white trans experiences?" Scroll, scroll, and - Ahhh, fuck, lost again. Actually, should have seen that one coming.

Come on, just one more try. I got 10 bucks left on me. Oh, here we go. "Is White chocolate a good icon for the trans community?"

Jackpot.

Awww, dear, you must be so confused about everything! Don't worry about all that! Mommy is going to help you and look after you and do everything for you, your poor tra -

No, shush baby, you clearly want to be treated like this. Never mind that you're in your mid-20's. Transes always do, cause they're longing to be a six year old girl deep down! Let mommy be the mommy you never had. Oh, sweetie, rejecting me is clearly your mommy issues talking! She must not have loved your properly as a child! You need a nice elder queer mommy like me to help you! How could you do anything yourself? Wouldn't things have been much easier with mommy to do it for you?

Silly thing! You don't need a friend to talk to, you need a mommy to do it for you! Trans people never want agency! Just give up and let someone else tell you exactly how your womanhood is going to be. Mommy will make you all the girly girls that you deserve to be, just like mommy wants.

/uj I get the fantasy for other people, but dear gosh, some spaces go way, way overboard on the infantilisation of trans women, to a "I'm going to throw up" level.

Yeah, it's genetic or some shit, my body produces too much testosterone, so I gotta block that and make up the oestrogen supply from elsewhere. Sucks, I tell ya. How long have I had this condition? Well, since birth, really. Pre-birth, I guess. Like I said, genetic or some shit. My parents are really sorry bout that, but ya know, what can you do? Still, treatment's come a long way in the last 50 years.

Cis queers / "allies" will say this shouldn't apply to them cause they're the Good Cissies [TM]. I say it applies to them harder.

"Oh boy, time to make it about how cis-misandry is real and I am the most oppressed from it! I love my trans brothers for letting me play the "I'm an ally, but-" card against those annoying as fuck feminists!"

I would forcefemme that heccin uwu shameful transgirl and tell her how good she is and she would break down in my arms like a good doll and so I can live out my fantasy of being a heccin ally saviour, isnt that what you loser trans dummies want?

/uj r/tumblr I cannot have you becoming another r/cwcl clone please the website sucks enough