u/Beautiful_Couple_208

Is it normal to jorken my porken at dorken to shloorkin at corken? (Yes, and you also have cancer because you beat your shemeat)

I looked at female and my penits burn, am I going to die? (Yes)

How to stop being attracted to girls? (Why is this so common? Like, you're gonna be gay forever)

Hey guys, I'm one day on birth control and I had unprotected sex and now I have cramps, but I can't possibly be pregnant, am I preginine? (Yes but maybe not yet, take plan B immediately)

It's not gay to like femboys (you're gay)

Where do I find a boyfriend/girlfriend? (You won't)

Is it normal to have not poke my dingalong shing shong slong at 153628294636 teenager years minor? (For a redditor? Yes, perfectly normal, because anything vaguely related to sex isn't possible unless it's rape. For a person? No)

I'm not homophobic but- (Yes you are, and literally no one asked, like this conversation doesn't even involve you, shut the fuck up)

Can I say the N word while singing to rap? (Only if you're black, if you're not, I'm gonna have to infection au your ass)

Why do people trans? (Hippocampus have gender part, it has a genetic component linked to nerodivergince and hypermobility that makes it sometimes come in unusual shapes, that is why trans. Basically, if you have a flexible dad, you might actually be a girl because your brain is flexible, you also might end up with adhd)

What is a neopronoun? (Neo means new, pronouns means... pronouns. Chat is an example of a neo pronoun, since it's used to refer to a third person identity. Names can also be used as pronouns, which is where a lot of Neopronouns come from)

Why do people use Neopronouns? (Two for one spectrum deal most of the time)

Why do people believe in religion? (To make sense of the world around us, like any belief really)

Why do people get freakalicous? (Shut up, oh my god)

Is 16 and 25 okay? (You cause me physical pain)

19 and 50 is perfectly acceptable (just buy a belt that fits)

I'm not reading allat (you can't read)

If you took this post seriously, you can't read.

I took my child to the circus to showcase true American entertainment: Sanitized blackface, I'd perfectly traditional blackface, but America is too woke now, and I was born in the wrong generation^(TM).

Anyways, I paid my ten dollars for QUALITY entertainment, and when we got in NONE of the clowns had the large offensive (offensive means good) red lips that came from black face originally!

They all just had face paint with shitty kiddy symbols that was so far removed from the original blackface orgins that it wasn't even racist (racist equals good) at all!!!!!

They didn't even abuse animals for my- I mean my child's entertainment.

And WORST of all, some of the clowns were openly QUEER!!!! We used to sell queers to the circus! Now they work there! And get paid! And they get to go home afterwards!

A female clown had a bunch of RAINBOW and TRANS pins!!!!! A tranny was performing for me- I mean my child!!!!

Imagine that!!!! Rainbows and colorful pins AT A CIRCUS!!!! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!!!

I can't BELIEVE a clown would wear RAINBOWS!!!!!

/uj based on some article about Kazoo the clown being too woke for the circus and indoctronating kids by being a trans man and wearing colorful pins, no I'm not joking.

As they fucking should, they aren't good for anything and only serve to be assholes. They aren't even a primary food source for anything, if they died, no one would miss them.

Literally a biologically useless species.

Because I would get canceled for having pictures of a dead female minor, as I am now a legally adult man (18yo rapist gender)

I've just always disliked her music, it's just a lot of noise but not a lot of sound, if you get what I mean.

It's trying too hard and not actually getting the message it wants to get across.

I just don't think it captures the emotions the player is supposed to be feeling very well, and it also doesn't intentionally mock your feelings of distress like the game does with dialog, and it doesn't feel appropriate for the settings that it takes place in.

So, if and when we do get those songs replaced, I won't be upset about it, and I hope the next creator does a better job of capturing the environment and the actual feeling of the situation.

I doubt we're getting a soundtrack that matches the environment and feeling as well as wolfquest does, for example, but any improvement would be nice.

This might be a controversial take since a lot of you probably really like the music, but personally, it's never been my thing.

I (m40) declared war against my wife's (f45) kingdom.

We have six children together, all of which live in her kingdom.

I've been on good terms with my wife as long as I've known her, we've never had an argument and we have a beautiful family together.

Our oldest daughter recently got married to a man from my kingdom and they have a baby on the way.

Our kingdoms have lived beside eachother in harmony for over a hundred years, and our people frequently marry and have children with one another.

However, I felt like completely destroying that for no apparent reason.

Update: God said I'm not allowed to start a war after I tried to start one five times 🙄.

Update: My wife got killed by a rino and now I'm sad.

My nose is large and the bridge is high, so, when I lay down face first on my bed I literally can't, it gets in the way, technically I could do it if I broke my nose, but I'm not that dedicated.

My guess is that, if my nose had less cartilage, I would be able to lay down on my face comfortably, though I probably wouldn't be able to breath though my nose if I did.

He'd be down there with like zero access to testosterone at all. And with the way his voice sounds, if he was a trans man he'd have to be on T for a long time to sound like that.

Even if urbanshade was giving it to him, he doesn't have access anymore.

So, he's just stuck down there with a lot of medical uncertainty. If you don't take testosterone, unless you've have your ovaries removed, you start to feminize, and if you have had your natural ability to produce sex hormones removed, you're dependent on hrt to not kick the bucket. Also, even without all that, coming off hrt after a long time of being on it causes crazy mood swings and makes life a hormonal nightmare.

The trans headcannon itself is fine, no hate to anyone who uses it, but it would be lethal or a nightmare to live with if it was cannon, so I personally avoided it for my fics, it's also just not really feasible for the backstory I want him to have and the time period that would've taken place in.

looks inside: task is for some reason significantly more complicated than originally thought, and if I don't do it, that's 2500 dollars down the drain.

Also I have to get my driver's license but before I can do that I have to get my birth certificate updated to have an M on top of that, and I had to wait until I was 18 to get that done, because getting my driver's license updated is more expensive than a birth certificate update, and my parents get really iffy about helping me with anything, especially trans stuff.

At least T is making my adhd better but holy shit july is gonna have so much paperwork for me.

/uj Mmm my first taste of what it's like to do taxes as a fresh 18 year old.

I'm a trans guy who grew up watching mlp with my younger siblings.

I enjoyed the show a lot as a kid, although I was kind of embarrassed about it because I was bullied for liking kids shows as a kid (worst crime imaginable, I know)

But as I got older I couldn't enjoy mlp anymore, the writing was clearly for young children and it got boring.

But a few days after my 18th birthday, I came across the world of mlp horror. It had the nostalgia of being something I really liked as a kid, as well as being something I've always had a passion for, since I've been a big horror fan since I was quite young.

When I'm working on projects I'll listen to Daniel read those stories.

I wouldn't call myself a brony since I don't like the actual show and I don't engage with the brony community nor do I want to.

I just like this little pocket of the community that's full of awesome art and story telling, but I don't engage with it outside of that.

Recently I've taken to posting on ao3 episodically. So, I'll post every few days with a new idea that comes into my head with no pressure to finish it or turn it into something bigger, and usually it does well, or well enough.

But I've noticed a pattern with my pressure fanfictions where they are completely ignored, unlike my other work, but the attention resurfaces when I don't put a pressure tag.

I do not doubt that the reason for this is because of you know what.

I've been working on a major project on wattpad for years now, but I fear it's going to be completely ignored despite the work I've put into it (mostly in drafts, as the full thing is not published) all because of this situation.

I still want to publish it, but with how poorly my pressure fics are doing, I really doubt it'll get the traction it would have had all of this not happened.

It's also not porn and it's intended to be a novel that'll take days to finish, which really tanks how many people are willing to read it.

Cis: What's you're shoe size?

Trans: A men's 8.

Cis: No, I mean what's your biological shoe size?

Trans: What?

I don't really like hanging around other players, it just leads to drama, and it's not smart from a survival standpoint because they'll kill me.

I always keep a land plush on me when I'm not worried about growing, that way my scent is always hidden.

I'm constantly sniffing for threats and avoid other players if I see them around.

When I do need to communicate, it's with my offspring or a creature that is passive, and I use sounds and displays for it, since I can't chat.

I just wander around for the most part, and focus on staying out of sight, and undetectable, so I don't get killed very often.

I know the landscape like the back of my hand, and I'm a master at tripping other players up on terrain, even when I'm a slow and massive creature.

I've always played like this, even since before the recode, although the terrain is less buggy now, and you can't send small pests to the void by picking them up and putting them in a wall.

Don't you want your personal data fed into an ai? Doesn't that sound fun? Don't you want your information sold and leaked?

It's for your safety, but not really.

Seriously though, I've seen two posts about it today already, this is a warning. Save anything important you have here now, because they might ban you if you look too young.

Make some sort of other social if you have friends here, and direct them there just in case.

Huh? Are you excited? We live in a fucking dystopia. If I stop posting suddenly, it's because I hate clankers.

The bots that don't understand context and ban people for posting satire on a satire sub are now going to start deciding how old you are, because they needed that information apparently, for what? I don't know, just kidding, I do, they want to sell it.

It's for your safety! Sure we still won't do anything to actually protect teenagers on this site, but like, we might ban you if the bot glitches out. Doesn't that sound fun?

But I think this AM guy might have anger issues.