
Should I eat a raw egg
I’ve always really wanted to just crack one open in my mouth

I’ve always really wanted to just crack one open in my mouth
oop forgot one, so ill put it here: preferably neurodivergent (i have autism, relating and understanding would be very nice to have)
VVVVVVVIP: DOESN'T GIVE 2 FUCKS BOUT RELIGION(loves humanity as a whole but is smart enough to realise that every human does not deserve the love she uphold for humanity)
2: also, *selfish* enough to know her needs and not compromise them for some fake show of sincerity
😭😭😭😭😭This is why ion type shi- when I'm sleepy(ion know how many typos I've made, will regret after waking up tmr lol🥀)
Yes forsaken devs, do some good shit and Sue
Picture unrelated, except for the fact, that I like cats and I’m a chemistry nerd.
STANDARDS
-Male
-age range 15-17
-Intimate
-Likes at least one videogame from 1996
-Likes or isn’t weirded out by taxidermy
-Can watch horror
-Can geek out
-respectful to family
-Doesn’t use twitter
-Able to discuss things (especially with media)
-can debate without full blown arguing
-Doesn’t excessively smoke/use drugs
-Can handle and speak of boundaries
-Listens to multiple genres of music
-Doesn’t have a sheep or performative mentality
-Can possibly live a life with DVDS instead of streaming sites
-fixates on something (except for anime)
PREFERENCE
-Maybe taller even by a inch (im 5,4)
-Has genuinely struggled before
-Listens to nerd + comedy rock
-Cares about how they look clothing-wise
-Indian / black
-likes comics
Any gender
Likes me back
IS COMFORTABLE WITH TOUCHING!! (Big one for me, no hate to any touch-me-nots but physical is my love language 😔)
Literally exists
Under 18
DOESNT FCKING ARGUE ABOUT PETTY STUFF-
Thats it-
because they be asking for pics and I be sending them the funniest shi ever - and then they try to flirt and I tell them "sorry ur not a blond 567 dude with wings and tail ur not my type 😔🥀" and I'd send them emojis until the tables turn and I'm the one harrasing them.
Censored the names bcs I dont wanna be canceled like last time 😔😭🙏 (also holy unc why are they so low quality 👁👄👁)
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if you feel you are fit for the post, kindly offer your candidature for the same