r/PoutineCrimes

Poutine Soup

Fried baby potatoes, curds, ketchup, the wateriest sausage gravy known to man. I live in Quebec and I’m self reporting. Looks like dogfood but tasted fine.

u/Ok-Nobody-8790 — 9 days ago

It tasted as bad as it looks

The gravy (if you could even call it that) tasted like rotten mashed potatoes. I rarely go out to fancy restaurants so maybe I'm missing something as if it's some kind of weird delicacy.

u/Human-Poem1069 — 12 days ago

Butter Chicken Pouthing

Hey guys?! Does butter chicken poutine get a pass like Italian style? Hear me out. Chicken on a poutine in ok and apparently sometimes other sauce then gravy is ok like marinara or hollandaise sauce? The crime here is the peas and veggies tbh but it was leftovers and I wasn’t going to pick it out lol

Do I get a pass? Or is this just a pouthing? (Thing that thinks it’s a poutine)

u/Successful_Salad7732 — 10 days ago

Is this a crime?

Us Newfoundlanders like to add dressing/stuffing so my poutine is curds, gravy, stuffing and just a little leftover bacon from breakfast 😂

u/Introverted_Pear — 9 days ago

Currywurst Poutine

Shredded marble cheese, undercooked fries and flavorless sauce 😢😢. Sad Oktoberfest food

u/TinanaCat_ — 10 days ago

What even is this

I was at a skating rink, and I decided to buy poutine as it has been a while since I had it, and this id what I was given. No cheese curds, only shredded cheese which you can barely even see, the gravy is darker than I thought would be possible, and the fries also aren't the greatest. Like, I just wanted a good poutine with cheese curds 😪

u/Moon_Dancerz — 10 days ago
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From 港灣騎士Poutine in Kaohsiung, Taiwan

School lunchroom ass poutine. I guess that's my own fault for ordering poutine from a place here in Taiwan but damn it I dared to dream and I was punished

Edit: To be clear, it did come with gravy. There was not much of it and it didn't make it look more appetizing or make it taste good

u/PuzzleMyBrain9 — 14 days ago

Pulled pork poutine

From one of the many food trucks frequenting my uni. A Jamaican pulled pork poutine. Actually fire though

u/No_Relief_4759 — 9 days ago

Commit the crime, do the time ⛓️

I wanted poutine so bad and my budget can’t afford it right now so.. hashbrowns, gravy and mozza cheese it is lol. Oh and I wanted pancakes..but my frozen buttermilk pancakes from no frills were f’n moldy so I opted for a toasted brioche bun with butter and a side of syrup on the side lol. It a double fuck you to myself today.

Arrest me pls.

u/73738484737383874 — 10 days ago

English, sorry.

First of all, sorry. I've never had legit poutine.

Also, made on a whim from my old hangover cure/craving.

Potato wedges coated in a stock cube, with chicken gravy, and white cubes of 'cheddar' from the corner shop.

u/MercyCapsule — 10 days ago