r/drunkbeardies

goji...

What a derp. 😂

Sidenote, she’s on paper towels because she wasn’t feeling too good, but still kicking out the sexy leg at 12 y/o lol

I just want one more!!

Corn Nut thinks boots make good tree climbing practice. Except for that whole "putting forth effort" part....

This was him an hour after he ate. But let me tell you he is so inpatient when it’s feeding time. He snatched his big leaf of collard green, I was in the middle of tearing it up for him and he snatched it out of my hand! I had to snatch it back out of his mouth! My boy! Hold on! Dang!

Leela couldn't pull herself up through the hole and fell asleep like this instead. Usually she can make it, only explanation is she must have been drunk.

Since we start most mornings with a lizard snuggle, I often find him waiting at the glass for us…🥹💚