r/comedysurgeon

Patient has been saved

Additional surgeries:
Removed the stupid ass watermark
Removed the “when I get it” so the joke lands better

u/Flowsbow — 7 hours ago

Patient needs ringworm and bruise removal

The patient also asks if it's possible to find their long lost clone that has a clearer personality

Emergency: Patient suffering from ringworm, watermark and several tumors on the right.

I know there is little hope for the patient right here but I hope at least something can be done.

u/BaconOfTheBacons — 3 days ago