u/AmericanScream

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day!" where many years ago, one of the first crypto bros managed to trick someone into trading actually useful pizza, for a useless digital abstraction. And ever since every crypto bro thinks BTC will 1000x again soon and they'll be rich.

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day!" where many years ago, one of the first crypto bros managed to trick someone into trading actually useful pizza, for a useless digital abstraction. And ever since every crypto bro thinks BTC will 1000x again soon and they'll be rich.

u/AmericanScream — 36 minutes ago

"Who's Lending You Money Michael?" Let's talk about the weird world of "Bitcoin Loans."

Now that bitcoin has continued to fail as both an investment and a currency, the new narrative is a "store of value" in some nebulous sense, but they've acknowledged it won't be replacing fiat, so the new story is: You can take a loan out on your Bitcoin!

How does this actually work?

Here's a comparison of some of the providers policies in this area:

https://saltlending.com/wp-content/uploads/Competitor-Analysis-Letter-Size-9-2-2025-1.pdf

From what I gather, you have to stake on average, about 2x the value of the loan you want (LTV 50%), then there's quite a predatory interest rate as well as a percentage "origination charge." Probably even more charges than that.

Anybody have experience with this?

Is this just a creative vehicle to get out of paying taxes, assuming you don't pay income tax on loans, whereas if you liquidated your crypto, that would be a capital gain?

Is Crypto's version of "being your own bank" basically using predatory payday-type loan sharks?

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u/AmericanScream — 7 days ago

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Big government will save bitcoin by bringing 'clarity!'"

u/AmericanScream — 8 days ago

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "No man should work for what another man can print" - Bonus irony points for "El Salvador" cap, reminding us of the utter failure of the people of El Salvador to give a shit about bitcoin. Bro should have photoshopped that failure out of the propaganda.

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u/AmericanScream — 9 days ago

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Bitcoin isn't an investment; it's "revenge" against people who called you stupid.

u/AmericanScream — 11 days ago

Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: It's "funny" that there are still people out there who don't believe past performance guarantees future returns.

u/AmericanScream — 11 days ago