r/Buttcoin

Are cryptobros getting even more insufferable? This guy's life revolves around the hope that someday he'll be able to say, "I told you so".
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Are cryptobros getting even more insufferable? This guy's life revolves around the hope that someday he'll be able to say, "I told you so".

u/folteroy — 21 hours ago

Trump says US is 'leading by a lot' in crypto — invites Coinbase & Ripple to White House. Seems like he is trying to blur the line between creepto and AI, all same to Trump.

abcnews4.com
u/dyzo-blue — 21 hours ago
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Billionaire Michael Saylor Warns Against Buying a House Because ‘Every 36 Years You Actually Pay the Cost of the House in Tax to the Government’

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u/BarchartNews — 1 day ago

Bitcoin is now only down 47% from ATH!!!! We went up 2% which means we're back!!!!

u/timmahfast — 1 day ago

Trump’s WLFI token vault figured out how to make “locked” tokens liquid without unlocking them. Yes, they made another token.

This is stupid.
Alt5/AIFC had $100M of WLFI it couldn’t just sell. So they found a company to basically make a copy called WLFIcx, put that into Dolomite as collateral, and suddenly the locked tokens had usable liquidity.
They really did solve the locked-token problem by making another token.
https://wlfireside.substack.com/p/aifc-100m-wlfi-locked-token-loophole

u/WLFireside — 2 days ago

Wall Street is getting all the half-priced Buttcoins! Therefore you should buy my shitcoin named [REDACTED]. It's got zero fee cross chain swap engine AI SolidProof audit exchange integration!

u/dyzo-blue — 2 days ago
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Strategy sells more common stock (MSTR) to buy back preferred stock (STRC)...

...and didn't buy any bitcoin, thus further diluting MSTR. I've probably used the joke about wiping your ass with a hula-hoop too many times here, but really, what else describes it?

Yahoo Finance link.

u/InclinedPlane43 — 3 days ago

They'll never learn, will they?

Per the comments, "It seems that people using this specific wallet getting drained quite often."

Perhaps there is a fundamental flaw to this sh*t that allows it to keep happening?

(And yes, $26 matters if it shows that someone can just drain "money" out of a "secure" account leaving no trace.)

u/InclinedPlane43 — 3 days ago
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REUTERS EXCLUSIVE: Binance gave Moscow client details used to charge Russian over Ukraine donations, documents show

reuters.com
u/trmns — 3 days ago
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Latest from the Few Research Center

About 50 days from the turnaround! Although the pattern might break because everyone is watching it now.

u/Popular_Poem3143 — 3 days ago

Real infowars (the onion) expose a plot to exploit senior citizens for bitcoin

Some truly evil scheme, bitcoiner are the worse

youtube.com
u/smwcbio — 4 days ago

The Butters are busting out the Rainbow of Cope, again. But they didn't even bother to add another shade of blue, this time.

u/dyzo-blue — 4 days ago

Idiots and their math

If they expect to HODL or whatever for 30-40 years doesn’t that mean they’ll be 60-70 years old if they are 30 years old now. They do know their age isn’t infinite right? And if you sell at the end range of 40 years how do you know it’s at the ATH point. And assuming you sell at 40 years at ATH, you might be dead before you enjoy it?

u/eltoniq — 5 days ago

Yup... this totally sounds like a functioning currency doesn't it? Mass adoption soon!!

u/Same_Ad4736 — 4 days ago