
r/Buttcoin

Their friends and family are sick of hearing all cryptocurrency bull 💩.
Opinion | Better protection needed as violent cryptocurrency robberies surge
How about not having any buttcoin?
Crypto Hardware Wallets Hit in Estimated $70 Million Attack
bloomberg.comLedger holders lose "$86M" of crypto that magically disappeared from cold wallets. Warns of certain middlemen that are not as safe as other middlemen, who still might not be safe, but hey, let's forget there's any middlemen at all in your crypto universe, right?
finance.yahoo.com"My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a guy on Reddit stack .1 BTC. I guess it's pretty serious."
CHAD - even dumber than MSTR
https://www.ft.com/content/c84a0307-714c-4279-9073-caad985cce63
CHAD is a perpetual preferred stock not dissimilar to the death-spiral unconvertibles issued by Strategy, Michael Saylor’s bitcoin speculation vehicle. CHAD’s issuer is DeFi Development Corp of Nevada, a publicly listed digital asset treasury company whose pitch is that it’s like Strategy but for the Solana blockchain. Solana is an Ethereum alternative that facilitates DeFi projects, the highest-profile of which is Donald Trump’s memecoin. Its native token, SOL, had a 96 per cent drawdown in 2022 and is currently 60 per cent off its all-time high.
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On the offer closing, CHAD’s keepers pledged to set up a dividend reserve to cover 12 months of monthly payments using “existing cash and cash equivalents, financial instruments and/or digital assets”. Once this reserve pool is dry, it says, CHAD dividends would be funded “primarily through additional capital-raising activities, including, but not limited to, [equity line of credit] agreements and at-the-market offerings of our common stock and the CHAD Stock”.
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The only reason we’re choosing to draw attention to CHAD is because, to reiterate, it trades on Nasdaq’s Capital Market. This is the exchange’s entry-level tier for small and young companies, but it applies the same baseline governance standards as Nasdaq’s upper-tier Global markets. There’s no small-company waiver either on Nasdaq’s statutory duty to vet prospective listings and maintain market integrity.
Ledger wallets drained again : https://beincrypto.com/ledger-reseller-sales-paused-drain-claims/
On my way to the store to go long on popcorn (which I will not HODL lol)