8/19/26 We ran out of missiles and our ships stopped being reasonable places for sailors to live. So I'm changing our strategy to CRUSH IRAN! We will be using ECONOMIC SANCTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT. No more buying stuff from Iran! That'll teach them!!!! (7pm)
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8/19/26 We ran out of missiles and our ships stopped being reasonable places for sailors to live. So I'm changing our strategy to CRUSH IRAN! We will be using ECONOMIC SANCTIONS FROM HERE ON OUT. No more buying stuff from Iran! That'll teach them!!!! (7pm)

u/BigfootsMailman — 2 hours ago

Trump says US is 'leading by a lot' in crypto — invites Coinbase & Ripple to White House. Seems like he is trying to blur the line between creepto and AI, all same to Trump.

abcnews4.com
u/dyzo-blue — 6 hours ago

OpenAI CFO says a thing: tells employees 'OpenAI will be a public company in 2027'

I'm so used to these people lying about everything, I believe it less if they say it aloud.

And why is she telling her employees? Is it to keep them from quitting?

>“The IPO is not a finish line, it is a milestone, another fundraise,” Friar told employees, according to two sources familiar with her comments who asked to remain anonymous because they were not authorized to speak publicly. “We raised $122 billion in March, and that gives us flexibility.”

That sounds like a hedge. Maybe we IPO, maybe we don't. It's just another round of fundraise, really. (Unless you are being paid in stock.)

>“As you know we are confidentially under file, and Anthropic is also under file. There is a chance they pull the cover off that confidential file in the coming weeks and become public in September. That’s OK, we are running our own race,” Friar said, according to the people.

It's not a race guys. IPOs are never about first to market. Believe me.

cnbc.com
u/dyzo-blue — 7 hours ago

8/19/26 Dr. Heidi Overton will be our next FDA Commissioner. She will infuse the agency with all things MAHA and MAGA, the MOST TRANSFORMATIVE Health Agenda in History. (12pm)

u/dyzo-blue — 10 hours ago

8/19/26 Revenge is a dish best served cold! FU, Alex Vindman, I love to watch you lose!!! (10:30am)

u/dyzo-blue — 12 hours ago

8/19/26 Never talk about how I endorsed Cory Mills and he lost, OK? Natalie says I'm not a loser! (9:40am)

u/dyzo-blue — 13 hours ago

8/18/26 Alex Vindman (the snitch who ratted me out when I told Zelenskyy he had to investigate Joe Biden) lost tonight! How cool is that??? (9:35pm)

u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago

OpenAI rolls out "ChatGPT for Teens" experience

How long until it helps some kid with self-harm or worse? Or are they attempting to make self-harm instructions only available to adults?

>The new teen experience includes a range of educational features, including homework reminders, quizzes and learning visualizations and Study Hours

I know when I was a kid dreaming of owning a personal AI robot, I wanted it to give me homework reminders.

Once again when we ask what the use case is for this environment destroying tech, the answer is somewhere between "we already have that" and "that sounds counter-productive."

Like quizzes? Really? Hundreds of billions in capex and the best they can come up with is quizzes?

How much should I pay OpenAI to give my kid quizzes? And will they be better or worse than the already available quizzes out there?

We've come a long way from "AI will cure cancer" to "AI will remind your kid to finish her homework".

cnbc.com
u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago

Wall Street is getting all the half-priced Buttcoins! Therefore you should buy my shitcoin named [REDACTED]. It's got zero fee cross chain swap engine AI SolidProof audit exchange integration!

u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago

8/18/26 Ibogaine is a psychoactive indole alkaloid derived from plants such as Tabernanthe iboga, characterized by hallucinogenic and oneirogenic effects! Joe Rogan and Secretary Kennedy love it for our VETERANS! (1pm)

u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago

8/18/26 Everyone says I'm a very good dancer, and I need my ballroom! SCOTUS, GIVE ME MY BALLROOM!!! (10am)

u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago

8/18/26 Everything is going great in Iran! We are continuing our Naval Blockade, therefore The Hormuz Strait is open and operating! [I know that doesn't make any sense, just shut up] (9:30am)

u/dyzo-blue — 1 day ago