u/AnchanSan

r/ShittyLifeProTips

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SLPT: Start secretly putting a little bit of heroin in your partner's morning coffee. That way, if they ever break up with you, the severe physical withdrawals will make them think they are literally dying of a broken heart and they’ll come crawling back.

u/AnchanSan — 1 day ago

▲ 111 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT: Take the time to deep clean your bedroom today. That way, you'll be the only piece of trash left in it.

u/AnchanSan — 13 days ago

▲ 85 r/ShittyLifeProTips

SLPT : Be a useless person, so nobody can use you.

u/AnchanSan — 1 month ago