r/ShittyLifeProTips

You can tell it's a real life hack by all of the confused and frustrated looks from others for not having thought of it themselves.

MODS: I tried over at r/AskReddit, but their rules make my question off-limits, and I kinda don't know where to ask this. Remove as you see fit. Thx.

My POS father left when I was two. Never heard from him again. Looked him up recently, and he's still alive. I've had no contact for more than fifty years, and I don't want any. I just wanna know when he dies. His name is (surprisingly) not as uncommon as I thought, but I want to figure out how to automate looking for his obituary. I know where he lives (or lived until a couple years ago), know his spouse's name, etc. How do I set up a search for his obituary that will keep running?

Again, not looking for contact. Just wanna know he's dead so's I can buy my ma some flowers (without telling her why), and lift a glass myself. Thx.

Stoicism has a saying momento mori, remember you must die, that helps us see life in a different lens! Share this with everyone.

You’re welcome

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In that amount of time you will probably shed enough weight that it will come off easily.

The keyword is to say calm down

If someone else finds it before the owner, they'd be the first suspect when the owner wonders where the money is.