r/ShittyLifeProTips
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SLPT: if you feel out of place remember that you need new rich parents.
u/Adventurous_Most_558 — 1 day ago
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SLPT: Run into people trying to get into the elevator while you’re trying to get out.
reddit.comu/Limp_Bike_9145 — 2 days ago
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SLPT: Instead of having 365 kids to get free dessert from restaurants every day of the year, you only need to have 1 kid and lie to 364 different restaurants
reddit.comu/Individual_Hand8127 — 4 days ago
SLPT: Choose the no tipping option to unlock secret ingredient
reddit.comu/FoundationRock — 3 days ago
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SLPT: If the other cars on the highway are driving too fast, drive an equal amount below the speed limit to help bring the average speed down to the legal limit and keep everyone safer.
reddit.comu/HermitWilson — 5 days ago
SLPT: Intermittent fasting in 2020
u/Adventurous_Most_558 — 9 days ago
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SLPT: Instead of a fingernail, keep one super long toenail so you can hide your coke habit in public.
reddit.comu/Steamed-Hams — 5 days ago
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SLPT anytime you’re wrong in a conversation just reply that it must be a Mandela effect sort of situation. Then move on with your point without hesitation.
reddit.comu/PegasusDeathPunch — 5 days ago
SLPT: How to stay stress free when you are older
u/Adventurous_Most_558 — 9 days ago
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SLPT: 99.97% of farts are trustworthy.
May the odds be in your favor.
u/ProbablyAnAardvark — 6 days ago
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SLPT: Nerds - carry round your Warhammet / Magic Cards / Pokemons in a gym bag. People will assume you are sporty, so you'll get laid
reddit.comu/VirileVelvetVoice — 6 days ago
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SLPT: If you’re left handed and have problems with smudging writing, just learn an east asian language!
Lots of east asian languages write from right to left (korean, chinese, japanese etc.), so you’d never have problems with smudging again!
u/youmakeme-unpocoloco — 7 days ago
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SLPT: If you want to get your pet to stop drinking from the toilet reduce flushing to once a week
reddit.comu/MorallyDeplorable — 5 days ago
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SLPT: How to end racsim by multitasking
u/Adventurous_Most_558 — 10 days ago
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SLPT: If you see Stevie Wonder today, wave at him to wish him a happy birthday.
u/CMikeHunt — 9 days ago
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SLPT:Tired of fast food that's is cold on the ouside and barely warm in the center? Let it cool completely and microwave it so you wan have food thats cold in the center and barely warm on the outside!
reddit.comu/weedtrek — 8 days ago
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SLPT: Can't find a job? do loads of meth and hopefully develop schizophrenia so you can go on disability
I developed schizophrenia without meth cause it runs in my family but apparently meth helps it along quite a lot. I got the unlimited money hack. social services agency don't evven check on me to see if im still crazy or if I got a bit better and am able to work.
u/emyo42 — 12 days ago