▲ 38 r/kitchencels
Foids will never make sense to me and no matter how hard I try to connect with them it's like I'm speaking a different language. Misery sandwish with half ruined avocados.
u/AncientBroccoli8796 — 9 days ago
▲ 0 r/WouldYouRather
WYR: Prostate cancer butt plug OR sneezing -> matrophilia pipeline
Would you rather:
- You have a butt plug up your ass that has to stay in at all times, and you can only have it out for 20 minutes at a time; except that the butt plug is always vibrating, and every single time you take it out, someone's prostate cancer goes out of remission. You have to take it out to shit.
OR
- every time you sneeze, your mother gets 1% hotter, until it reaches a certain thershold where no matter what you WILL find her attractive.
u/AncientBroccoli8796 — 4 months ago